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Camp Crotch

When you are on your boyfriend's back in a lake and he farts all gross like and it goes straight up in your vagina and causes BV or worse.
So, we were banging and she was all "OMG is that your feet?"

He said, "Nah, yiu got camp crotch from my shit bubble."
by Bitchtitties December 17, 2020
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human crotch rocket

A short girl with attitude that should scare you away but body that attracts you more
I saw you helping the human crotch rocket, how did it go?

I was scared and turned on but I think she was cool
by Edwardreeses1125 July 3, 2023
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Crotch Rocket

A derogatory term for a little shithead. Usually followed up by some Joe six pack hurtling a half empty beer bottle at them. Similar to the terms Fucklet and Rapelet
Doug: *working on his 1969 Pontiac GTO*

Little Shit: "Your car sucks"

DOUG: "STFU YOU LITTLE CROTCH ROCKET" *Chucks a half empty beer bottle at the little shit*
by Dan's Z71 August 23, 2020
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Country vanilla crotch rocket

The act of banging a girl doggie style while eating a bowl of ice cream. The placing the cold bowl on her lower back. Causing her sky rocket of your dick
Dude I was with this chick the other night and turned her into a country vanilla crotch rocket.
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Crotch Spill

I'm so excited, I might have a crotch spill!!
by pizzapizza June 6, 2011
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Frosted Crotch

The area between a man's legs including the scrotum and penis that either is infested with STD's or has just experienced a horrific snowstorm.
Hey John, that blizzard gave me some bad frosted crotch!
by Day of the Dead May 24, 2011
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crotch wave

that feeling when you are suddenly moved up suddenly and you get a weird feeling in your crotch.
Chris: Dude You went down too fast on the seesaw I got crotch wave
Charlie: Oh sorry man
by friggles December 18, 2021
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