human crotch rocket

A short girl with attitude that should scare you away but body that attracts you more

I saw you helping the human crotch rocket, how did it go?

I was scared and turned on but I think she was cool

by Edwardreeses1125 July 3, 2023

crotch crud

the stuff you find in between your legs and crotch as well as in your foreskin. commonly found in shades of blue.

Jesus Christ! why the fuck did Jeremy start talking about his crotch crud and that he hasn't showered in 4 days!?

by SeriousSkippy August 6, 2021

Snuggle on my crotch

Sleep with me

Will you snuggle on my crotch?

by B4NG June 8, 2018

horse crotch

when one nibbles on a singular vaginal lip until it is frail and almost out of sight

Dee gave Audrey horse crotch after practice!

by unknown600000 July 1, 2024

Crotch bunnies

The pieces of toilet paper that get stuck in your crotch after you wipe.

The toilet paper was so cheap, it left crotch bunnies after I wiped.

by Jenp3108 April 4, 2023

Crotch Spill

To pee your pants

I'm so excited, I might have a crotch spill!!

by pizzapizza June 6, 2011

crotch fart

When you fart out of your crotch.

I just heard a crotch fart from a mile away!!!

by fartcat.com May 19, 2020