roach crotch 

an elderly ladies crotch that is so old and unkept that it is probably festered with roaches.

On her 90th birthday she realized that she had a roach crotch.

roach crotch by claire December 3, 2003

Fire crotch

The irritated inflamed skin that arises after a particularly aggressive waxing of the region of the crotch, characterised by fiery red welts.

Marsha: I hope this nasty fire crotch dies down before saturday night

Fire crotch by Fritz Walter April 18, 2009

fire crotch

a speicial ed teacher thts hair is hot and attidue is hotter and looks like a a fuckin druged out ho wearin 50 diferent colors lookin like a clown

fire crotch: no u cannot sit there! go in the corner
gangsta: fuck u bitch

fire crotch by nigga i'm 4 real December 12, 2008

fire crotch

Some who has a fire in their pants. Usually have the whitest of skin.

Being ashamed of his fire crotch, David Maggio shaves his pubic hair in hopes that it will grow in darker.

fire crotch by Ashley June 18, 2004

Fire Crotch

Red hair kid, A red haired kids undercarage has red hair as to his mr.johnsons mustach is red or Miss Johnson Lip hairs or red

"Dude your a gross Fire crotch"
"Take your fire crotch but away from here"
"Ur mum is a fire crotch"

Fire Crotch by Joe Bennington April 12, 2006

coral crotch 

an expression of embarrassment

that little coral crotch.....WHAT THE F??(also look up F)

coral crotch by Ali Spangler and Kirstin Lundblad February 20, 2003

flobby crotch 

A female born prior to the 60's whom seems to be younger than she portays. For this woman to be classified as a flobby crotch her vagina must hang like the sleeve of a wizard!

My friends mom is a flobby crotch! But she seems to be bangable!

flobby crotch by Cliff Rigsby June 24, 2009