a scam whereby the perpetrator avoids honest patterns of behavior by having you run back and forth to them, calling them out on bullshit, or running around in circles in a general manner, always to return to the source, which perpetuates your cycle of having to avoid them, and go or do some other task which does not produce a desired result.
you told me three days ago to talk to our friend about that, and he said its your problem, now quit playing chinese horse ass games and fix it.
by Trogdor420 July 21, 2023

Officer- “Can you tell me why we want to talk to you?”
Citizen - “probably my feelings about the protests in Hong Kong”
Officer - “Well , that’s not it, but we’ll talk about that later.”
Citizen - wait! Is this a Chinese court?
Citizen - “probably my feelings about the protests in Hong Kong”
Officer - “Well , that’s not it, but we’ll talk about that later.”
Citizen - wait! Is this a Chinese court?
by Doe Reaper July 11, 2021

by Markerbiter May 12, 2025

Term used to describe defective, low quality, and/or counterfit consumer goods that are inferior to the original product. If the cost is too good to be true, its probably chinese.
Bill: Mike bought a turbo off eBay but it blew up the second he started the car.
Tim: Well thats what happens when you buy Chinese turbos.
Bill: The ebay muffler i bought showed up corroded with the welds already splitting.
Tim: Must be made from chinesium
Tim: Well thats what happens when you buy Chinese turbos.
Bill: The ebay muffler i bought showed up corroded with the welds already splitting.
Tim: Must be made from chinesium
by oldbig November 16, 2021

Stupid chinky people who will eat literally anything.They can be very racist in "China" but complain specially on social media when they face racism.
by Vigina disruptor October 31, 2021

When Somone tries to insert a finger into another’s rectum. But the other person tenses up and stops the finger exiting.
Mhairi is walking up the stairs behind Owen. Suddenly she shoots for a finger insertion. Owen pulls out his secret move “Patons Chinese finger trap” and yells “ahah got yer fingerrr”
by Jamiejeffercakes1690 July 8, 2024

a solution that is counter-intuitive to the problem. Its name derives from the Chinese finger trap which in order to free your fingers, you have to push your fingers instead of pulling.
by Vandena January 13, 2021
