check the tires

To take a piss against a car tire.

I gotta go check the tires, then head out to work.

by YourMotherTrucker October 1, 2017

Check the Left

(phrase) To look at the left hand of a person of interest or a person seemingly interested in you to assess if a wedding/engagement ring is present for information gathering. Hopefully this information will influence a person's decision, but in the situation it doesn't at least one has an idea what they are getting into.

A, "Dude she's super hot, why don't you go for it?"
B, "Bro, check the left, that rock is huge."
A, "So, she totally wants to take you home!!!"
B, "Tonight I think I'm gonna do the right thing and say no."
B, "btw, I've been down that road and it blows goat nuts."

by aAWwjoirewjnfoirwaaAtotheJ September 23, 2017

Sphincter Check

When something makes your anus clinch up because it is discomforting.

Seeing broken bones gives me a sphincter check.

by Tropical Glyph November 13, 2017

Czech check

When a Craigslist doctor sets up an appointment with you in his garage, hotel room, etc and insists on performing multiple digital rectal exams/prostate checks within a single "appointment."

I set up an appointment with Dr. Nick to get my medical marijuana card, but he insisted on Czech checking me before he'd authorize it.

by Daodalus December 5, 2017

Check shamed

When you critique the waitress for not getting the check to when requested.

Check shamed is when- You are going to check shame them when they come back for not dropping me the check when I asked.

by King Jarvis January 19, 2018

Check Mate

When you are urinating in an empty washroom, and another man decides to use the urinal directly next to you instead of choosing literally any other urinal to pee in. After which, scoping your penis with a quick glance.

"Dude I swear to god you could of chosen any other urinal, but instead you check mate me..."

by kekmon 2 May 23, 2018

Pimp check

The mid-month paycheck, generally cut on the 15th, that isn't wasted on rent and other expenses. This leaves 100% of the paycheck left to party, make ill-advised purchases, or pimp out.

"I just got my pimp check. Time to buy an exotic bird."

by TheBlueRoom June 15, 2018