Sausage Roll Cannons

When you roll so much sausage that your forearms blow up to the size of a Cannons.

"Fuck Alex has some big Sausage Roll Cannons he must really be into power lifting, Nah man he just rolls alot of sausage."

by The Ginger Tornado July 11, 2025

Canadian cum cannon

An act performed by the male where the genitalia is edged or grinded against extremely frequently, building up extreme pressure over days, weeks or even (daringly) months. This part is known as the "charging phase". Then comes the "sedentary" phase, where the male must not use his genetallia for at minimum, a week. This prepares it for the activation. With a single stroke, the build up in sperm is all released at once, with hints of blood, sort of like the syrup and water mix at soda fountains. This act is very dangerous, as the piercing shot can easily rip through human skin and flesh. The Canadian Cum Cannon is more common among word of mouth and folklore, not really reaching the bigger cities. For example, in the prairies it is known better as the Reginan Railgun. Make sure you're not getting sloppy toppy either during the sedentary phase, you might lobotomize her. A ball usually gets sucked inwards back into your body, meaning you can only use this twice. Think of it as ammunition. Anything more than two will result in instant death.

Person1: yo michael just hit the Canadian Cum Cannon on his girl the other day. I wonder if he's good...
Person2: yeah those types of things are not for the faint of heart. I usually just stick with some of the tamer ones like the Wisconsin Blow Dryer.

Person1: yeah you're right. I've got my own ready to launch right now but I don't want to end up in the er like michael did from such intense pleasure all at once.

by Ycarleton January 10, 2026

Canadian Cum Cannon

An act performed by the male where the genitalia is edged or grinded against extremely frequently, building up extreme pressure over days, weeks or even (daringly) months. This part is known as the "charging phase". Then comes the "sedentary" phase, where the male must not use his genetallia for at minimum, a week. This prepares it for the activation. With a single stroke, the build up in sperm is all released at once, with hints of blood, sort of like the syrup and water mix at soda fountains. This act is very dangerous, as the piercing shot can easily rip through human skin and flesh. The Canadian Cum Cannon is more common among word of mouth and folklore, not really reaching the bigger cities. For example, in the prairies it is known better as the Reginan Railgun. Make sure you're not getting sloppy toppy either during the sedentary phase, you might lobotomize her. A ball usually gets sucked inwards back into your body, meaning you can only use this twice. Think of it as ammunition. Anything more than two will result in instant death.

Person1: yo michael just hit the canadian cum cannon, i wonder if hes alright
Person2: nah he's fine he still gotta ball left remember
Person1: awwhh yeah u right cro mb

by Ycarleton January 10, 2026

Mr. Cannon

Mr. Cannon is a god among men

Mr. Cannon can write poetry better than you
Mr. Cannon knows more about grammar than anyone in the world
Mr. Cannon is no simp
Mr. Cannon can beat Jordan

My teacher Mr. Cannon makes me handwrite my essays 3 times before I type it

by Gary_Winthorp April 22, 2020

He who fucks up, Cannot get back up

It is a quote used to show how if you have a downfall, you wont be able to rise back up again considering the bad things you have done

Person 1 : Come the fuck on man, cant we just move on??
Person 2 : Nah you cant get back from it now.
Person 3 : As it has been said “He who fucks up, Cannot get back up.” -Lembino

by Lembino December 14, 2024

“He who fucks up, Cannot get back up.”

A quote used to show how if someone has done something incredibly wrong and has been exposed for it, there can be no turning it around or no escape

Person 1 : Dude cant we just move on from this??
Person 2 : No you’ve dug your own grave.
Person 3 : Like he said, “He who fucks up, Cannot get back up.”

by Lembino December 14, 2024

I don't care what I can or cannot do

I'm not getting married. I'm not going to let you bully me into changing anything I think or do. This isn't a 1v1 that you are winning against me. Challenge declined. You are not the challenge and you are never going to be that. You are doing this TO me and I will kill one of you kids if somebodies head doesn't roll for it. You stupid fucks should not have gotten in the way here and no it does not matter how I chose to go about it. And I'm sure as hell not just going to shut up and work harder. I'm not asking you.

Hym "I don't care what I can or cannot do. If I have to listen to you or do anything any of you say to get what I want out of this... I am just going to murder a child. I will not do it. Ever. Is that going to be the case? Or is that not going to be the case? No? I don't have to listen to you or do anything you say? Which is it? Because we can speed this up."

by Hym Iam November 30, 2025