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Condor Swoop

Successfully seducing a woman that is temporarily emotionally vulnerable. A tactic inspired by the manner in which the majestic winged bird of prey, the condor, "swoops" upon his prey, locking an innocent bunny rabbit in its vicious tallons. A dubious method popularized by one named "B-Lighty, the unstoppable rebel force."
"I'm a Condor bro, I swoop... and if you don't watch your girl, i'll swoop on her too." Condor Swoop.
by Shin0bi June 4, 2014
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consomnia

Similar to insomnia (persistent problems falling and staying asleep) but sleeping difficulties only occur right before attending a convention usually because of either stress or excitement.
"Man you ok? You look exhausted"
"I was working on my cosplay till 2am last night and then I was struck with consomnia"
by gilbertis April 6, 2016
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condump

This is a game that can have as many or as little amount of players as you want. It is played in a supermarket. You grab a box of condoms and follow and unsuspecting shopper. While they aren't looking you slip (hence the dump) the condoms into their shopping cart or basket. Then you follow them to the checkout and see what happens. You score a point if they don't notice and purchase them. But if they notice them and put them aside you get nothing.
While playing condump at Walmart today, John managed to dupe (condupe) an old woman and a hasidic Jew.
by Tgoose September 1, 2016
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Candombe

Candombe is the Afro-Uruguayan culture of wooden drums that look like big bongos. It consists mainly of three drums. The Piano, Chico and Repique.

The art is often accompanied by dancers who dress in glittery g-strings and feathers and can be most commonly found during the Uruguayan Carnaval in the "Llamadas".
"Let's play some candombe!"

"Man Julian is really good at Candombe. What a professional repique player!"
by Jaggzulian August 9, 2016
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Condiments

An assortment or array of various drugs or alcohol products gathered to ensure the thirst for one's favorite habit is quenched.
I'm heading for the cabin this weekend with plenty of condiments, don't expect to see me until Monday.
by Gojai August 24, 2017
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Condoughing

To become dough-like. To squishy and thick.
Oh no! I'm condoughing!
by Stardust97 September 30, 2017
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Condo

Condo is short for “Condorman approved housing”.
Let's go to your place. My condo stinks of bong smoke.
by DrPappa December 5, 2017
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