CalorieMaxxing

When your shirtless with your camera on while in a phone call with your friends eating really unhealthy food, generally a dessert or ice cream, and repeating the phrase “I’m CalorieMaxxing”, typically used as a method of Ragebait, but also can be used for non-ragebait purposes.

Dan kept CalorieMaxxing on call, so I muted him

I had annoyed John with my CalorieMaxxing so much that he hung up.

by Alactraz6 July 10, 2025

callony

A human settlement where da residents are "on da horn" quite a bit.

Years ago when there were large banks of pay-phones in a shopping-mall or town square, there would often be an entire callony of teenagers gathered around said jabber-boxes, and all yackin' to their friends and families at da same time!

by QuacksO July 12, 2025

Calorize

Dr. Kathy Stuart's word for consuming enough calories to sustain enthusiasm and vigor during demanding and Interesting activities. Such as in visiting a world-class art museum

Be sure to be sufficiently Calorized before you enter a job interview.

by A UC Davis Student February 25, 2025

Calonckity

Sleepy bits in the inside corner of a animals eye. crusty gunk

The cat hasnt cleaned his face properly with his paws. He has clump calonckitys in his eyes still

by Toulouse T July 21, 2025

Calotta

Your Soulmate

Hey Calotta how are you

by ehehhhheheehee September 8, 2025

Calosexual

A person whose sexual or romantic attraction is primarily driven by perceived beauty, regardless of gender or identity.

Beauty can be physical, expressive, aesthetic, or simply “something” that triggers attraction for them.

“I don’t really have a type or a preferred gender — if someone is beautiful to me, I’m attracted. I’m probably calosexual.”

by Plutonio January 18, 2026

Calloovucan

A personality or influencer who offers frequent political opinions without the consistency, rigor, or accountability required of a journalist.

Can be used for someone's political commentary that shifts too often to establish credibility.
Can be used for someone's political commentary driven by audiences reaction.

He was seen as a calloovucan for how he shifted his narrative after the tragedy reflected against his own race.

by DC SKLZ January 21, 2026