Crumpet buttering

The act of ruining one's day exponentially and causing them anguish. Usually by denying a privilege or breaking a personal item. Sometimes just being a general annoyance to someone.

"That really was a crumpet buttering you gave him earlier."

by Trauchen Voodenschtampfern 3rd March 29, 2020

Butter and toast

A fake online graduation dinner that forces students to eat butter and toast while their school is trying to pass it of as an formal event to put a PR spin on their incompetence. The speeches will most likely contain pens and empathy.

How will we be doing graduation dinner?“butter and toast”

by Hellllldawg April 12, 2020

Butter Brother

Men involved in a circle jerk with one another

Shawn was Joe' butter brother every thursday night

by Misslading February 14, 2020

Bull Butter

References anything that is incorrect, inaccurate, repulsive; unattractive. preposterous, absurd, corrupt or depraved. Actions that have been given little thought ; Pertains to bad ideas, shoddy workmanship or a slack work ethic. Replaces the expletive Bullshit.

I gave specific instructions on how to rezone the parking lot and it's all wrong! What in the Bull Butter have y'all been doing?

by Sandralicious February 28, 2020

BUTTER MAN2239

Big gay

Hey your BUTTER MAN2239

by Fildo fake November 10, 2020

Butter dish

If you are a harry styles stan looking up what butter dish means please stop looking up every simple thing on urban dictionary, the real world doesn’t revolve about these definitions

A mysterious butter dish appeared on a table

by stopitalready May 16, 2020

Butter dish

Harry Styles' way of teasing his fans for a music video.

My friend: hey did you see they updated the (ijustwannatasteit) website. Now there's a butter dish added.
Me: wait really? That's too bad.

by TBSL May 16, 2020