beach scaramouche

better version of scaramouche from gayshin impact

someone: posts beach scaramouche
pea: ong so hot

by shartmaster09 September 9, 2021

blizzard beach

when a beach is totally covered in snow, on top of the sand...

South Beach, Staten Island, NY,
is a blizzard beach...look at all the snow, can't see any sand, it's all covered in snow...kewl!

by blthrskt April 28, 2009

Hapuna beach

Most beautiful beach on da big island

Koa- "ho where u stay?"
kaulu- "hapuna beach brah"
koa- "das priiiiimmmee"

by Bigislandroots November 23, 2009

Myrtel Beach

Sexual term: When the catcher male or female takes a moneyshot in the mouth while listening to a sea shell, giving the illusion of tasting and hearing the ocean

It was just like being back at the beach when Tom gave me that Myrtel Beach last night, Jane said.

by VossMan January 16, 2010

Suburban Beach Bum

Lauren

that girl lauren is such a suburban beach bum, she just sits at home and watches movies

by Teenybøpper May 3, 2011

Snow beach

A icy or snowy shore, especially by the ocean.

John: Wanna go to Antarctica for vacation?
Rob: Why? Wanna go to a snow beach?

by ᕕ( ཀ ʖ̯ ཀ)ᕗ May 18, 2021

wife's a beach

A play on the famous saying, "life's a beach". Usually uttered by married men who, upon getting married, realize the woman they've committed their fucking lives to suddenly becomes an unrecognizable, nagging, sexless hag that they are now bound to by law for eternity....WTF.

Gary: "Dude, how's married life been?"

Jim: "Wife's a beach..."

Gary: (muttering to himself) "..poor bastard"

Jim: "Well at least I got this cool shirt from WifesABeach's zazzle store"

by saggynutbag April 28, 2012