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Bacon Bits

The area in between your nuts and your anus, also called the gooch, which has many little dots of shit from not wiping your ass very well.
by Spicy January 23, 2003
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1337 bacon

1337, derived from the word leet, which was derived from the word elite, known mostly to gamers

1337 bacon- newer substitute for 1337 sausage or 1337 sauce, created by a student at Tustin High School
by Derek Saruwatari January 14, 2004
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baconator

1. On June 18, 2007, Wendy's switched the #4 combo from the Big Bacon Classic to the new "Baconator" in the United States. The sandwich comes with Mayo, Ketchup, 6 pieces of bacon , two 1/4lbs. patties, and two pieces of American cheese. In all other countries, this burger was made the combo #9.

2. The Baconator is known for giving people Asspucino aka bomb sauce aka jet ass aka spray mud aka Mekong River aka raging squits aka violent diarreah. Eat at your own risk.
Yo Joey, I ate a baconator from wendy's last night..big mistake, my ass spewed out lava all night long!
by David "wendys" Thomas August 23, 2007
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BaconBiter

"Jim is a BaconBiter when him and John are in bed."
by Eric Fink December 30, 2009
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Bacon

A food substance of THE highest respectability. Bacon comes from the pig, and is measured in rashers.
It is perfectly acceptable to consume bacon at ANY time of day, accompanied by ANY other food substance (preferably more bacon), and is recommended by many doctors to be eaten for every meal to benefit the baconical lobe of the frontal cortex in the brain.
Overall, if you do not like bacon, you will probably die relatively soon - either from a baconical lobe deficiency, or from being lynched by all the worldwide bacon lovers. So there.
"Ewww no I don't like bacon."
"Well fuck you man. *Avada Kedavra*"
by WordSmithsies March 24, 2012
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bacon kisses

The kiss you have with someone after eating bacon or bacon flavored food.
Sunday brunch is my favorite they always end in bacon kisses.
by ogEmilicious November 20, 2013
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bacon racist

A person who will only eat pork bacon and thinks all other forms, turkey, soy, etc., are disgusting and will not eat them.
"Hey dude, you got any bacon?"
"Ya but its turkey bacon."
"That's cool. I'm not bacon racist."
by Cherrii 13 May 10, 2014
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