April 9th

National fuck a friend day 😈

Me: Hey Diana, did you hear?
Diana: No what’s up?

Me: It’s April 9th, better known as Fuck a friend day. I’ll be over after work 😉

by KingNinjaTurtle March 14, 2021

April 2nd

The baddest bitches are born on this day. They run the world by every foot step and everyone admires them. They can never commit to a serious relationship though. They just bounce around but at least people envy them.

Have you met her/him they were born on April 2nd

by Autumn Rogers March 15, 2021

April 26

National help a horse day. Go to the store and buy horse treats. TREAT YOUR HORSE LIKE THERE ROYALTY AND THEY MAKE THE RULES!!!!!!

Person 1: I have to go to the store
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: Its April 26th
Person 2: What does that mean?
Person 1: Its national help a horse day. Im going to buy horse treats.
Person 2: Not fair!! Im coming with!!!

by hippolotl362 March 23, 2021

April 3

April 3 is wedgie an asshole day

Hey Aiden it’s April 3 and you’re an asshole *wedgie*
Fuck you!!
No fuck you
No you can’t fuck me because it’s not national fuck Aiden day
Oh you right

by Oopsguessimmabitch March 30, 2021

April 6

National day of prank ur ex that u miss him

"I miss u.... HAHA APRIL 6 PRANK"

by Noname201810 April 6, 2021

april 23

national castration day. a day where any female can castrate a male before april 24 also know as national rape day

i need to handle that dude who raped that girl on april 23rd before april 24

by female who fucks someone up April 19, 2021

april 20

national boring school day. On April 20th you can sleep, not do work or/and talk to your friends all day.

did you hear what today is?
umm April 20th?
yes that means we can do nothing in school!

by edi the deady April 19, 2021