April 24

Honestly, April 24 is for R*pe day, and it got viral on Tiktok about it, instead of S.A random people (well that's very haram) Let's respect each other and comfort the people who experienced it. It's not the victim's fault, the one who did it is the one who blame.

April 24 is a day to be normal without S.Aing people. Actually, not this day, everyday.

by Camera in your house April 24, 2022

April 19

The day you swap names, hoodies , shoes with your best friend

leah: can we swap names, hoodies and shoes for the day??

nae: Ohh yea its april 19

by kwdy April 18, 2022

April 3

April 3 is wedgie an asshole day

Hey Aiden it’s April 3 and you’re an asshole *wedgie*
Fuck you!!
No fuck you
No you can’t fuck me because it’s not national fuck Aiden day
Oh you right

by Oopsguessimmabitch March 30, 2021

April 17

International Amy day

Yo Amy is so cool, she has it’s own day on April 17

by i love follar April 16, 2020

April 24th

National rape day is fucking DISGUSTING AND ISNT REAL!! BURN IN HELL IF YOU DO THAT!! PLEASE BE SAFE!!!

Person: "SPREAD THE WORD ABOUT NATIONAL RAPE DAY ITS NOT A JOKE PLEASE BE SAFE AND DONT GO OUT!!!! APRIL 24TH IS NOT A JOKE PLEASE BE SAFE!!! PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING!!"

by Obanai April 24, 2022

April O'Neil

The select type of Sex Worker who would cater to Congressman Madison Cawthorn's aforementioned "sexual get-togethers" with Republican Congress-people such as Kentucky Senator, Russian puppet, and alleged human-reptile hybrid Mitch McConnell.

In other words, a women willing to get her rocks off bumping nasties with Turtles.

Congressman 1: "Hey, I just invited Madison Cawthorn over for a sexual gathering"
Congressman 2: "Dope, he's fit as!"
Congressman 1: "Bad news is, McConnell's already heard, and wants to wet his beak."
Congressman 2: "FUCK! Where are we supposed to find an April O'Neil with this short of notice?"

by gargaM0NK April 2, 2022

April 12

National Sebby Day

Aidan: yo what’s today
Solange: cerealiously

Antyboo: it’s a special day.... April 12
Fritz: but yo Tina do u know the day

Tina: it’s national sebster day!

by bobateamonster2002 October 16, 2019