Math Teacher

A person who hates children/teenagers but for some reason works with them

"Who's yelling like that?"
"It's the math teacher."

by MVT, the greek spoondog... September 15, 2025

DOGE Math

Short for “Department of Government Efficiency” Math. When a gang of smart alecks directed by some billionaire jerk-nerd come into the workplace and start accessing the personal data of allegedly underperforming or malingering math educators, or heartlessly email them over the weekend about their terminations, particularly targeting those who had unprovenly criticized the radical ideology of the MAGA cult or the conspiracies perpetrated by alt-right groups.

Guesstimate the number of firings that have so far taken place nationwide in the aftermath of the apparently vindictive DOGE math initiative.

by Numerati February 25, 2025

Math Girl

“Girl Math”
It is used as a humorous way to justify certain behaviours which would otherwise be deemed irrational.

Math girl “I wore the cutest outfit yesterday but I didn’t get a picture and no one important saw it, so I didn’t REALLY wear it. Girl Math!”

by Abundance Love January 12, 2025

Math

Something almost everyone under the age of 18 doesn't understand properly. People who first learn it, they are forever changed.

Mum what's math?

by MischievousSisterz Words May 24, 2024

math

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I hate math

by grumpygrandma37 December 5, 2018

math

mentel abuse to humans

math can effect the human mind by making go mental outragous and stupid and frustrating like now i said and alot

math = mental abuse to humans

by aaead January 13, 2020

boy math

The mathematics behind committing literal financial crimes. Typically boy math can refer to crypto scams, NFTs, or tax evasion.

Did you hear about the Silicon Valley Bank fiasco?
Yeah, that's was some serious boy math.

by boymather November 17, 2023