tard stall

The larger, usually cleaner bathroom stall designed for the wheelchair-bound, retards, or wheelchair-bound tards. It is equipped with toilet seat paper ass gaskets, large rolls of TP, and handle bars to enable ass hovering or to give you something to grab onto when you really need to push one out.
Man 1- "Those hot wings have brought on a massive shit storm!"

Man 2- "I shall take you to Wal-mart. They have decent tard stalls."

Man 1- "Sounds good, I just hope that some tard hasn't explosively shit all over like last time."

Man 2- "Haven't you heard holmes? They remodeled the bathroom after that. The tard stall has new, improved handlebars!"
by Litaker July 07, 2011
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Wee-tard

A midget who has intellectual disabilities.
You: Did you see that wee-tard?

Friend: No, where?

You: Nevermind. You can't see him. He just walked behind a mini cooper.
by Red Handed Bandit March 08, 2019
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tard face

You should've seen her face while I was hosing her-she had tard face. Hey man I fucked her so well she had tard face. Hey darlin..you ready for some tard face?
by Badmofochef October 06, 2013
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Couche Tard

Person who avoids a work related event
Who wants to work on the roof after the meeting?
Im leaving as soon as the meeting ends
ok Couche Tard
by jajaja11122233 September 28, 2023
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Couche tard

Vagina poo, a smelly discharge from a woman's vagina, from being a gas station slut..
Stacy had a weird aroma, I think she may be a have couche tard from "working" at Wawa for many years.
by Mike458gt June 17, 2023
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cocky-tard

a guy who thinks he knows it all but is actually full of shit.
dude 1: "who do you think is gonna win the election?"
dude 2: "not that black guy. he keeps contradicting himself."
dude 1: "how?"
dude 2: "IDK! he just does! i'm not voting for him."
dude 1: "you don't know shit about shit. quit being a cocky-tard."
by jaudrey October 15, 2008
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A-Tard

Someone whos brain has been fried from tripping too many times in darkness. An example of this kind of person would be U.
A-Tard is a dude who eats a lot of acid and eats up brained fried from it. Usually when someone takes acid and gets so blown out of this world that they just forget how to be a human being
-Yo dat dude be eating tabs every 2 weeks?

-Yeh bro dat dudes an A tard man
by YeetusMeatus December 15, 2018
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