post coma boner

The result of an incredibly deep sleep and waking up with an inexplicably engorged schlong.
It was so hard to take a pee this morning cause I had a post coma boner.
by Rutta11 April 06, 2016
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Post Eurovision Depression

The depression you get around the middle of may, when you realize this year's Eurovision is over and wont happen again with the same artists. This may get especially worse near September when the next years Eurovision season officially starts
"Hey are you excited for next year's Eurovision? "

"No... I still have post Eurovision depression... "
by Olahatesyou October 13, 2023
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Post Kiyoko Depression

Post Kiyoko Depression (PKD) is experienced when you can't stop crying after having met or seen Hayley Kiyoko. Side effects may include crying, distancing yourself from others, and/or replying with "I MISS YOU BABY 😭" at everything she tweets.
Ashlyn: OMFG MY POST KIYOKO DEPRESSION IS STILL NOT GONE AND IT'S BEEN A MONTH.
Norma: SAMEEEE I MISS HER HUGS, I MISS HER CUTE VOICE, I MISS EVERYTHING ABOUT HER 😭
by kiyokoscenes August 11, 2018
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Post Flight Clarity

The way you feel for a short period after disembarking a flight. This feeling often causes you to notice little things you typically wouldn’t otherwise, like background instrumentals of songs, and contemplate bigger topics, like any recent issues in your life or things one might even consider philosophical.
Sally: You ever notice how in the beginning of Africa by Toto, you can hear a faint laugh?
Lupita: How and why the hell did you notice that?
Sally: I think it was from the post flight clarity.
by BugBeverage December 29, 2022
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Post Gasm Sweepy

A "Post Gasm Sweepy" is the feeling of extreme exhaustion of sleepiness that occurs after one cummed so fuckin hardd afder seggs thad they are completely depleted of all physical strength and experience an overwhelming desire to sleep. Post Gasm Sweepy, often shortened to "PGS", is most likely to occur in "little UwU" type males, and "Girlboss" females. Although, anyone can experience episodes of PGS. PGS is similar in nature to Post Nut Clarity, however PGS effects ones' physical body, whereas PNC effects ones' mental state.
Charles: ayo dyuo-two smash last night?

Tiktok Eboy: yesssirrrr, we fugged. cept I cummy wummied so hardd that I got a down bad case of post gasm sweepy.

Charles: oh you little UwU, I bet she pulled the covers over the both of you.

Tiktok Eboy: yessir, she is my little kitten <3~
by powpowkachow August 11, 2021
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Post Nut Jitters

The moment when a man looks back at what he just nutted to and is so disgusted in himself it sends shocks down his back.
Bro yesterday I got the post nut jitters bad after nutting to shrek.
by BIGHAIRYLARY August 23, 2019
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That moment when right after you're done wanking and the load is blown you realise how the person you were thinking off when you were wanking doesn't attract you at all and is much less appealing than what you'd expected.
Alex was jerking off to one of his friends. After he came, he reached the post-masturbation realisation state as he didn't find that person appealing at all.
by kansas54 August 06, 2017
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