Thing 1

One of the Cat in the Hat’s alien slaves who does not have a name and is labeled thing 1

Guy 1: Have you seen thing 1
Guy 2: Yeah he’s sleeping in the back of Cat in the Hats flying car.

by EpicLLama May 1, 2021

swamp ass thing

swamp ass thing is a man-like create who lives in a swamp. he cares alot about swamps so don't be disrespectful.

someone: hey! lets got to that swamp place!
me: ok but be respectful! swamp ass thing lives here!!

by kindaswagtbh June 10, 2021

The only thing I have

The only thing I have is my house. I’m actually praying for an economic collapse or recession so that the transplants here all move out of Louisiana. This is why I think Joe Biden might be helping my cause. I would really like to get certain people out of my way.

The only thing I have is my house pretty much. I’m not going to lose it because it’s in my name.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker February 28, 2021

Thing

Look, a thing! Don't like it? Try it in a different place, at a different Time(TM).

It's a thing.

James-"Sorry I'm late, I had to sort out a thing some time ago."
Michael-*Turning dramatically*
Michael-"But what is time?"
*Vsauce music*

by Some Person Called Rimor December 18, 2019

flying thing

Ricky from trailer park boy's way of saying "Bird"

Bubbles : "Comn ricky it's just a fucken bird!"
Ricky : "It's a fucking flying thing"

by coughplehgm July 17, 2017

Dooer of things

Murray

Hay looik its *Murray the Dooer of things

by Muzza Mellon June 7, 2023

Darkest thing on the planet

A man called Hamish (aka fatneek) . He thinks he's lightskin but he suffers from an incurable disease called delusion

What is the darkest thing on the planet?

I've heard it's a Hamish T

by Bhadbhabie10101 June 8, 2023