Used to describe the condition of male genitals created by prickly regrowth of shaved pubic hair. Does not occur if one has a manzilian as the regrowth is much softer
Diner: "Stop scratching your crotch at the table you disgusting creature!"
Waiter: "Im terribly sorry sir, but I haven't shaved my crotch and nutsack in four days and have developed a horry case of man cactus."
Diner: "Perhaps you should consider a manzilian".
Ho: Go and shave your junk, you ain't putting that nasty man cactus near my delicate ladybits.
Waiter: "Im terribly sorry sir, but I haven't shaved my crotch and nutsack in four days and have developed a horry case of man cactus."
Diner: "Perhaps you should consider a manzilian".
Ho: Go and shave your junk, you ain't putting that nasty man cactus near my delicate ladybits.
by Steamtronic January 30, 2014
Get the Man Cactusmug. When your man is standing up while you are giving him a handy. Just as he starts to cum aim for his face and flick him in the balls.
I was away for a week; so when I gave my husband a rub and tug he shot himself in the face when I Strong Manned him last night.
by thatdeadchick May 21, 2025
Get the Strong manmug. by Blind ads a bat March 4, 2019
Get the Tree Manmug. when your a extreme vegetarian, and all you do is eat vegetables, and shit broccoli as well.
It wont be the mushy broccoli with doo doo stuff, its a full clean, already harvest broccoli out of your anus.
It wont be the mushy broccoli with doo doo stuff, its a full clean, already harvest broccoli out of your anus.
by The master of bucket in water October 12, 2016
Get the Lettuce Manmug. by peachy_boi February 6, 2023
Get the Bag manmug. by chelsea3838388383 March 28, 2021
Get the Man Childmug. 