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poor mans rum

Some poor mans rum soon calmed him down.
by !munchkin-pumpkin! January 23, 2012
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real man

A term mostly women use to groom men into a man who takes women on dinner dates, buys her flowers and gifts, agrees with and defends anything the women says, does what she demands and sacrifices his interests and beliefs to support hers.
"I'm a real man who knows how to treat a lady, last week I went on a random date, bought her flowers and a silver necklace, took her to dinner, and then I went home. that's what real men do, right?".
by Based Fiend July 19, 2024
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man

a human being with a PP instead of a inverted one
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"BRO look at that hot chick"
"dude thats a man"
"oh bro i'm to wasted to tell"
by gungus#-28819 April 20, 2021
mugGet the manmug.

The Man Cave

what dkain calls his sex dungeon.
The Man Cave wdrne'uhg/l
PO:ghfrdoppouhgtf
by quartz89 February 3, 2022
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Bookie Man

A term in sports betting that identifies a gambler that a bookie should be scared of because he or she is going to win their bets and take all of the bookie’s money. Similar to the Boogie Man.
Rory: What are you guys picking this weekend?
James: John said the bookie should be scared of him because he’s going to take all his money when the Saints cover on Sunday.
John: That’s right, you can call me the Bookie Man!
by OutTheBox January 16, 2021
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Iron Man

Men with crippling addictions to wrapping themselves up in tin foil, iron, or anything metal related. They then go around pretending they are a Marvel Superhero.
Person 1 “ Yo dude i’m so happy we went up to the beach today”
Person 2 “ I know sa- HOLY SHIT ITS AN IRON MAN
by B-Monkey Obama November 14, 2021
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corner man

A person responsibly providing advise or assistance to further an others intentions.
syn. sidekick, coach, mentor
My successes are not possible without the help of my corner man.
by SmoothMove April 18, 2022
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