Fuck Bros

1) A term used to describe how fed up people are about having to deal with California Bros.

2) California Bros who have outrageously gay sex in their jacked up trucks with Monster Energy decals in the community college parking lot.

1) Friend: Some asshole wearing a Tapout shirt and a backwards fitted UFC cap was bragging that he could beat up anyone because he taught himself Jiu Jistu by watching UFC on Spike.
Me: FUCK BROS!

2) Marco and Paul were attracted to each other's ability to hardcore douche, and so became secret fuck bros behind the backs of their tanning-bed-burnt girlfriends.

by NotBobaDett April 30, 2011

Chad Bro

A douche bag that thinks everyone likes them when even his "friends" don't. Thinks he is better than everyone and can get all the ladies. Needs to go waxing as a daily activity and does steroids every once in a while. Gym Tanning Laundry.

Nick is a huge chad bro.

by ilovechadbros October 14, 2011

dong bros

Two dude friends who like to play butt pirate and seal their relationship with a complex, secret "handshake" using their penises.

"What did you do last night?"
"Hung out with my Dong Bros!"

by Buttnuggers March 17, 2017

Honorary Bro

a girl thats one chill mother fucker

honorary bros are usually named Kristen

by Kristen's best bro May 26, 2016

Bro Chub

When your bro is taking about sex with his girl and you work up a chub thinking about it.

Dude you gotta stop talking about Ashleigh. Your giving me a bro chub.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

Wow Bros

The act of being Wow Bros is defined as two men (or someone that identifies as a male) that play the video game World of WarCraft that have become so infatuated with each other that that carry out their fantasies of homosexual desires with each other online in a video game.

Did you hear Scotty and Ruby became Wow Bros last night?

by Richard McStuffins February 19, 2022

Bro Ken

Noun.
The Bro version of a Ken. Essentially, the best man a bro ho (a.k.a. bro hoe) could hope for. Simply put, a bro that has learned to remove his hat, and to comb his hair.

"I think Bro Kens only exist in the minds of Bro Hos. I have yet to see one."

by brownnipples February 8, 2009