Santa Barbara mtd

place where a hobo lady eats a whole watermelon with her hands like a spoon. Or slap the creepy old guy who always sits next to you when the bus is empty
also get your bike stolen of the rack at a red light

Oh the (Santa Barbara mtd ) hell nah that shit smells like rotten watermelon and jizz.

by Carpsmostwanted69 January 10, 2025

Santana’d

When a whiny social justice warrior tells you to check your white privilege

“Man that guy really virtue signalled”
“I think I just got Santana’d”

by Meat_tub February 13, 2025

Sant Patrick’s Day

My favorite holiday my birthday, Sant Patrick’s Day
Not Green Day

“Not Green Day, you meant Sant Patrick’s Day”

by roadkillducky February 21, 2025

Santa Fe

A place that’s clean and green and pretty, and they went and made a city out of clay. Why, the minute that you get there, folks’ll walk right up and say “Welcome home, son, welcome home to Santa Fe.” Planting crops, splitting rails, swapping tales around the fire, ‘xcept for Sunday when you lie around all day. Soon, your friends are more like family, and they’s beggin’ you to stay! Ain’t that neat? Livin’ sweet in Santa Fe.

Let me go far away, somewhere they won’t never find me, an’ tomorrow won’t remind me of today. And the city’s finally sleepin’, and the moon looks old and grey, and I get on the train that’s bound for Santa Fe. And I’m gone! And I’m done! No more runnin’, no more lyin’. No more fat old men denyin’ me my pay! Just a moon so big and yellow, it turns night right into day! Dreams come true! Yeah…they do. In Santa Fe. Where does it say you gotta live and die here?! Where does it say a guy can’t catch a break?! Why should you only take whatcha given?! Why should you spend your whole life livin’ trapped where there ain’t no future, even at 17? Breaking your back for someone else’s sake! If the life don’t seem to suit ya, how ‘bout a change of scene? Far from the lousy headlines and the deadlines in between! Santa Fe, my old friend! I can’t spend my whole life dreamin’, though I know that’s all I seem inclined to do. I ain’t gettin’ any youngah, an’ I wanna start brand new! I need space! An’ fresh air! Let ‘em laugh in my face, I don’t care! Save my place!…I’ll be there. Just be real, is all I’m askin’. Not some paintin’ in my head. ‘Cause I’m dead if I can’t count on you today. I got nothin’ if I ain’t got Santa FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

by DE WOILD IS YER ERSTER March 6, 2025

Santa Sack

When you use your penis to tug out a girls tampon then have sex while the blood stained tampon paints your nut sack red.

Oi, I pulled her tampon out with my dick and then had sex, afterwards my ball sack was red like a"Santa sack".

by Crusher042 March 15, 2025

Santa

n. In reference to a form of nicotine, typically a disposable vape. Derived from "St. Nicholas" as a word play on "nicotine".

Person 1: Is Santa coming today to give me a present?
Person 2: Stop feinding bruh, I only got a few puffs left.
Person 1: Surely? Mad invite

by qbriel March 30, 2025

Santa Inc.

Some Christmas stop motion "comedy" show directed by Sarah Silverman and Seth Rogen who are Jewish.

It was on released on HBO Max from 2021 and it involves Candy Smalls, a Jewish female elf who's goal is to become the first female Santa Claus. The show isn't interesting at all. If you want to watch BETTER Christmas shows and movies, watch Home Alone and The Simpsons' first episode "Roasting on an Open Fire" because those has a plot that works.

Also the jokes just drugged so much, I rather eat bricks..

Person 1: How was Santa Inc.?

Person 2: It's god awful, I couldn't watch another episode so I was crying in the bathroom..

by PeachOrchid April 20, 2025