Rusty Venture

When a man jerks off so many times, his penis becomes irratated and red

I didn't have anything to do this weekend and ended up getting a rusty venture

by MasterShake1989 November 24, 2010

Rusty Venture

A Rusty Venture is a straight move. It's when you take a girl out for a huge dinner, but you don't let her go to the can. And then you have anal sex with her and she shits all over your dick. So, right when your about to get off you take it out and you blow shit on her back. That's the Rusty part. The Venture part is when you eat that junk off her back without using your hands.

Boom! Right out of the gate you ask for a Rusty Venture. That is bold my friend, qudos.

by Guild Henchman 2 (VB) November 24, 2010

Rusty Venture

A poo-poo handjob.

This character name first appeared as numerous grotesque sexual acts in the 4th season finale of The Venture Bros. , Episode 16, 'Operation P.R.O.M.

That chick was so weird...she actually asked if she could give me a Rusty Venture!

by Triana Orpheus November 26, 2010

Rusty Venture

When you jerk off so hard and often that your genitals stay red for extended periods of time. This forces you to seek an ailment and or a softer means of pleasuring yourself.

Boss: "I really need to start hiring more women to hold positions of importance in my company. I just can't afford to have one of the gents come down with a bad case of Rusty Venture and stop showing up at work."

by Big China November 26, 2010

Rusty treat

The act of insertion by any means necessary, a cakey desert by a partner. Then, the partner eats this desert from the asshole with a spoon until satisfied.

Rumored to have originated amongst carnival workers from Massachusetts.

After dinner last night we took home a slice of carrot cake, then she gave me a rusty treat!

by Silent Meat April 11, 2011

Rusty Fork

Having you penis in your partner's ass while simultaneously having your index and middle finger in the ass as well.

Chet: So I was balls deep in this girl right, and I totaly gave her a rusty fork. It was sick and awesome at the same time.

Saddam: Man that shift is fucked up, iv'e defiantly got to try that!

by saddamchet May 11, 2011

Rusty Grenade

The act of defecating and ejaculating into the the palm of ones hand and tossing it over an object (e.g. a book) into the unsuspecting mouth of the target.

I gave Daniel a rusty grenade today while we were playing magic cards. I won the game.

by Daniel07 October 29, 2011