noodle bounce

In the game of golf in the time of the corona virus, slices of pool noodles are placed in the hole cups making it easier to retrieve your golf ball from the cup. This lessens the spread of the virus. This also causes the ball to bounce out of the cup sometimes. When this happens the player still gets the credit for "sinking" the ball. Attributing the ball leaving the cup to a "noodle bounce".

On the last hole Chuck was going for the par and his best score. The ball went in but bounced out. We told him don't worry it was obviously a noodle bounce.

by big bbbbbbb May 23, 2020

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Noodle Pulp

Literally the pulp of a noodle, what you get stuck on your dishes if you overcook the noodles in boiling water.

"Did you seriously overcook those noodles? How do you overcook noodles? I can tell because there's Noodle Pulp stuck to the pot. They're literally the easiest things to cook..."

by HauptmannHans41 May 25, 2020

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Cold Noodle

A "Cold Noodle" is the same as cold feet, but is for male usage in reference to the penis and backing out of a prior obligation.

"Yeah, we were supposed to get married, but then he got a Cold Noodle and left me at the altar."

by Voodoomamajuju22 May 28, 2020

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Noodle

A completely useless piece of trash.

Something or someone that is of no use to anyone and has no value.

Felipe: Why do we call him Noodle?
Misfit: He's about as efficient as a noodle. He squirms around, hes gross, just useless.

by Flint Mathews June 3, 2020

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Noodling

When you’re riding in the back seat of a car between two women while simultaneously finger banging them both.

Matt: Luke’s forearms went numb while he was in the back of Ryan’s Beamer noodling Cori and Jo.

Lindsay: Ya he was pissed because they left snail trails all over the Corinthian Leather.

by RustyShacklfurd June 6, 2020

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