New York Minute

A fuxing hard difficulty setting o Max Payne.

You have 1 minute to finish the level, but you can gain seconds to your time by killing ans stuff.

">_< OMFG how the fuck am I supposed to run that fast to the fucking end of the fucking subway"

by RandyL December 8, 2003

Mittlekins

A girl who gives you a hand job while wearing mittens.

"Dude, that chick is such a mittlekins, my shit is chaffed."

by Jerf McDerby March 24, 2010

moscow minute

The opposite of New York minute. Though in some contexts it may mean exactly the same as New York minute. Use your brain to work it out.

It took him a Moscow minute to realize the Titanic was indeed gonna run straight into that iceberg.

by FenikZ August 24, 2008

5 Minute List

Someone who is on your list, for you to rock their world in 5 min or less depending on how long it takes

Ex>
Amber is on my 5 minute list
I would have bang the shit out of her.

by billthekid December 22, 2008

Fifteen Minutes of Jive

In the future, owing to texting, tweeting and websites such as the Urban Dictionary, everyone and his brother will begin to coin phrases (such as "preemptive karma") and the person of the moment who finds himself atop Fortuna's Wheel of Elocution will be, for an instant, the cat's meow. Fifteen Minutes of Jive refers to such a scribbler's brief moment in the spotlight. As it has always done, language will then move on and the word of the moment will be replaced by yet another - only at a noticeably accelerated pace. This will of course lead to Jive Lag and Jivemire as well as Jivemires and a situation in which what was hip at, say, 9:15, will now be considered boorish by 9:35.

In the twenty-first century, the world did not seek out the cleverness of Oscar Wilde in the embodiment of a single individual, but instead sought to steep itself in a continuous omnipresent wit in which billions of individuals could, if only briefly, communally participate in being the life of the party and experience their clever moment in the sun: their fifteen minutes of jive .

by maximo hudson May 12, 2009

Hot Mitt

When one ejaculates into a plastic glove, prior to pouring candle wax- into said glove. This action is then followed by stretching this glove onto the head of submissive.

I love when Zac hot mitts me.

Bro, I hot mitted the shit out of Maya last night.

by sexCrave69 October 5, 2016

Nigga Minutes

When a nigga got free time.

Ex.

Nigga A: Aye nigga you got free time
Nigga B: Nah nigga I got nigga minutes

by THEMELEEOG September 8, 2017