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Barneys Ultimate Buttsex Machine

Farting So Loud And Hard Which Makes It Feel That Your Ass Might Have Exploded While Having Anal Sex
BARNEYS ULTIMATE BUTTSEX MACHINE GO EXPLODE NIGAGAGAGA!!!!
by xX 44100 Xx July 28, 2021
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Machin

A machin is when somebody acts like Jonathon Machin
You machin, you fucked her with a cocktail sausage.
by Tommy282919292 July 6, 2019
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the big gay machine

The Big Gay Machine is Simone, and also possibly Kareem. Being the big gay machine is worse than being the big gay (being gay isn't bad though, only being The Big Gay or The Big Gay Machine is bad)
by supreme court of definitions September 23, 2020
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Meow machine

A cat that meows excessively, often in a persistent or repetitive manner. The term is used to describe a feline that vocalizes loudly or frequently, whether to demand attention, food, or simply because it's in the mood to chat. A "Meow Machine" is typically known for being especially talkative, sometimes making it hard to ignore.

See: Alley cat, Calico, Climber, Clowder, Coochie-cat, Cuddle buddy, Cuddle monster, Feline, Feline friend, Furry companion, Furry sidekick, Fur baby, Furball, Fur friend, Fuzzbutt, Kitty, Kitty cat, Kitty-puss, Lap cat, Little lion, Maine Coon, Manx, Meowler, Meowing friend, Munchkin, Napper, Nooch, Nookie, Pouncing master, Pawed friend, Playful prowler, Persian, Purring machine, Purring pal, Puss, Pussy, Pussycat, Pookie, Pride, Scratch, Sassy, Siamese, Snuggle buddy, Soft paws, Softie, Tails, Tigger, Tom, Tortoiseshell, Whiskers, Window watcher.
"I can’t get any work done with this Meow Machine around—she’s been meowing non-stop for no reason!"
by EMD F59PHI January 13, 2025
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machine gun shot gun

What little kids and ignorant people would call a "automatic shot gun".
Person 1
" They should make a Machine gun shot gun, it would be so OP."

Person 2
"Are you retarded!"
by Peter Pan1217 January 29, 2018
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old clothes in a new machine, old clothes

Is a saying used to describe Someone who changes peer group or location and because of this now believes they are better than the company they used to keep
Your no better than us Smithy
As old clothes in a new machine remain, old clothes by the way mate !!
by Diffmehr February 23, 2024
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piece machine

Anything that is determine to be a piece.
That's a damn piece machine.
by Auteylou August 12, 2017
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