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Jersey Chokehold

When you catch a fish and are too weak or stupid to hold it the proper way so you shove your soft manicured hands so far up its gills your painted fingernails are coming out of its mouth.
“Hey did you see that dickhead with the camo waders and white rod before?”
“Yea he gave that 20lb fish one hell of a Jersey chokehold then said it was a 50”
by PineSlime November 29, 2022
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New Jersey Sober

The lifestyle choice of avoiding all drugs and alcohol except for psychedelics in micro-dosed quantities.
He quit drinking and smoking years ago, but he decided to go New Jersey Sober to keep a little bit of mind-alteration in his life.
by WordSend77 July 24, 2024
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Jersey

Jersey is a depressed emo who regularly gets physically abused by his parents. Jersey is good looking, good at sports, and is a all round lad. Jersey is known to talk to himself and be a little bit special.
Corrr, jersey is looking well emo!
Damm did you see that pass from jersey?
by Craig detain Me November 23, 2021
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New Jersey

place. Quaint little city with good views of the majesty of New York if the wind is from the proper quarter. Founded by folks looking to germinate anthematic rockers and harvest the bounty of someone else’s lands, New Jersey has become a land of opportunity for Finnish ice hockey players, Springsteen impressionists, oddly-named “actresses” and purveyors of amusing t-shirts.

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“New Jersey In the Mist” would be a good album title.

A what? How old are you?
by gnostic3 November 24, 2019
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The Jersey Airport

First, take the shitty diaper off and attach it to her head. Then shove a large spoon in her dirty ass, get a spoonful of shit and then into her mouth while making airplane noises. I call this move the Jersey Airport.
She wanted to go to Paris for her birthday, but she got to go to the Jersey Airport instead.
by trentsteel December 6, 2017
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jersey tuck

jersey tuck is lover to joseph clemmons!! she is a preppy pookie bear wookie and doesnt like sour sweets. shes bestie westies with alyx wasabi apples and will die of pain of track and excess mountain dew.
by alex bolden March 5, 2025
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Jersey Fried Chicken

by artgrrrrl September 2, 2020
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