Jersey Quilt

The Jersey Quilt is when one replaces their bed sheets with beach towels. This allows them to defecate freely while asleep and still have a fresh mattress/bed sheets afterwards.
It's that time of the week. The diarrhea weekend has begun! I'm going to go home and make myself a Jersey Quilt.
by RupertKennedy83 November 16, 2023
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The Jersey

The jersey pertains to someone getting the sentence of life in prison without possibility of parole. This term has been referenced in many rap songs including, “100 Rounds“ by lil Durk, “BDK” by Lil Joni, and others. This term routed from Chicago where most of the rappers that use it are from, but has now become a more used term in other states. The terminology has also been used on the hit TV Show “Blue Bloods”.
“ free my homie Mikey, he got a charged for murder, The jury of 12’s about to throw him the jersey. He’s doin life!” - Lil Durk 100 Rounds.
by TheLoaners January 22, 2020
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jersey shark

Bent over doggie style you place two fingers in the puss and one (thumb) in the tush
two fingers in the pink and one finger in the stink the jersey shark creeps in
by Dirty Jerzey December 14, 2013
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Jersey Attitude

A personality complex often found in people living in the state of New Jersey. Individuals with the Jersey attitude are typically loud, prideful, always in a hurry, act like they know it all, and look down on anyone that doesn't view New Jersey with the same level of pride they do. They tend to be closed minded and won't move out of New Jersey even if they dislike multiple aspects of the state because their home state is all they know and they'd rather settle for comfortable mediocrity than explore the unknown that could elevate their life tenfold.
That girl bragged about never pumping her own gas and got in my face to defend her lack of talent when I suggested she learn that basic life skill-she really has the Jersey attitude.
by Driver5666 May 10, 2024
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Chocolate Jersey

Finding crap on your condom after an anal encounter.
"I did her up the butt, and when I pulled out I had a chocolate jersey!"
by D73 November 25, 2007
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jersey sandwich

A woman giving Chris Christie a blowjob while having delicious Jersey tomatoes shoved up her ass.
"I sure could go for a Jersey sandwich right now."
by Trenton Badboy February 03, 2016
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new jersey corndog

a) (n.) a breaded hotdog pierced with a wooden rod, which is fried to crispy texture and often enjoyed with mustard and butt chugging.
Our governor, Chris Christie loves him a good New Jersey corndog on the beach.
by schmidtyballs August 10, 2017
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