Ham Canyon

A butt crack. The canyon between the two christmas hams round your rear.

"I was scrubbing out ol' ham canyon when I found a quarter back there!"

by David Ohno November 10, 2013

Ham cabbage

An overused vagina that has excessive labia resembling a cabbage head made from ham.

My wifes vagina looks like a ham cabbage!!

by N8 cv35 June 18, 2019

HAM

Hard as a mother fucker.

Hey guys, I went ham on that girl from the bar I met last night.

by Bobby joe finkle March 30, 2015

SPAM & HAM

When fingering the vagina of your Asian girlfriend in hopes of pulling out sticky rice for dinner.

I met up with an old girlfriend for a quickie and asked her if I can include a SPAM & HAM before completing appropriate intercourse activities.

by X7MCB January 25, 2025

Rummaging the ham

fingering or performing oral on the loose flaps of a roastie's labia. may also refer to giving oral to a fat chick

"dude you know your girlfriend is a roastie right?
"You've been rummaging the ham haven't you?

by NoloveDeepweb August 29, 2017

Ham-assed

To be treated in an absolutely horrible way without provocation

People living near the eastern border of Israel were were ham-assed on October 7.

by Oldsaneguy January 11, 2024

hammed burger

hammed burger is when you ham the fuck out of a burger (i dunno what hammed means)

guy/gal: lookat dat hammed burger.....

guy/gal (2): Yuh

by worm consumer November 9, 2023