Have you got land?

A come on or chat up line, usually found in use in the west of Ireland, especially in Limerick by students who come from a farming background. At the present moment not one person has scored using this chat up line.
Farmer walks into a bar sees a beautiful woman:

Man: "Have you got land?"

Woman: "..." (stares at him and walks away)
by beriberry June 06, 2011
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I got dome ripped

"Man last night I got dome ripped off that green"
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Cat got your thumbs

–adjective 1. temporarily deprived of the ability to think of a resonce, while texting, by strong emotion, physical weakness, exhaustion, etc.
You never responded to my text about being pregnant. What's the matter, cat got your thumbs?
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you got to be shitting me

We somebody does something very dumb/stupid.
Really dude, you got to be shitting me.
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You ain’t got the dough

Another terminology for your behind is broke.
Dang it that bag is 30 dollars. I’m 20 dollars short.’
‘GURLL I got you I know you ain’t got the dough.’
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i got my goggles on

when you get caught looking at a under age girl
Man "That's a Kid fool. why your staring at the little girl."
Perv "What Oh Dude I got my Goggles on !"
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got you last no returns

A stupid thing boys say in early elementary school that has no real purpose. Kid A will tag kid B, and then as kid A is running away as fast as possible, he will yell "got you last no returns!" which means that kid B is tagged, and can't tag kid A back. Kid B will say to himself "darn!" but that is about the extent of its impact on his life.
Sometimes kid B will try to tag kid A back, before kid A can say "got you last no returns," but kid A is prepared for this, and will jump backwards so as to be out of kid B's reach.
Again, none of this has any real purpose, because it is not in the context of a game of tag; it is just random.
As we were passing the other second grade class, two boys from the other line ran through our entire line tagging everyone saying "got you last no returns" to each of us, as fast as they could.

Four years later, the same two boys still had not gotten over the fascination of got you last no returns, and as one of them was passing by me, he tagged me... but, not thinking, he accidently tagged my chest. I think this surprised both of us, because he ran away even faster than usual.
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