french mistake

1. the french mistake is basicly the biggest mistake ever and now that country sucks. The mistake would be Napoleon a good strategist but also fucking retarded for sending 400,000 troops to russia to freeze their asses of while France was left unprotected.

Napoleon: I've done pretty well so why not send 400,000 people to Russia anyways I'm doing pretty good right now so nothing could go wrong. In the future this decision will be called the french mistake.

the English: Wow i actually feel kind of bad we didn't win this war Napoleon basicly handed it to us :). Thanks anyways guy.

french mistake by Matthus Babiloo December 8, 2006

French Dip 

A two part event involving a bowel movement and a cell phone. After experiencing a large and complete bowel evacuation, the unwitting participant stands and gazes in awe upon their handiwork which rises out of the tepid water like a brown soft-serve ice cream cone with embedded nuts and corn. They overcome their shock at the quantity of excrement and bend over to send the steaming pile flushing towards the nether regions of the septic kingdom when his or her cell phone slips out of their chest pocket and embeds itself into Fecal Fantasy Island.

Dude, you wont be able to reach me for a couple days because my phone just took a french dip.

French Dip by Iryshman January 27, 2011

French Horn 

The worst instrument in a concert band. Often to quiet to be heard and near impossible to play well French Horn is the worst instrument to exist and should not be used

Damn, that kid sucks. He must be a French Horn

French Horn by Nightshade the brass player December 8, 2018

French Facial 

While receiving a blowjob, you unexpectedly piss in her mouth which is why all french people smell like pee.

(While visiting France)
Chris: Wow, I thought I'd like french girls, but they all smell like piss and sperm

Carter: Dude I told you! French facials are popular over here!

Mrs.Mulet: Hey, you cant hate. you havent tried it!!!!!

French Facial by haiti_got_pwned May 29, 2010

French Mistake

Occurs when a male receives oral pleasure and vomits on the lady or gentleman as he orgasms.

Did you hear what happened to Janice last night? She was pleasuring Pierre and he made the French mistake.

French Mistake by chickenmanz87 October 2, 2009

french hamburgar 

(1) a hamburger produced in france
(2) a greasy dish of bread, pigeon meat and cheap deepfrozen frites. Served with tomatoes, salad and never without any ognion.
Favorite food of "heyse's"

Give me a french hamburgar with garlic sauce please.

With vegetables,chef?

french hamburgar by vark April 6, 2003

French Bulldog 

An inmate who is used for sex.

I need some cigarettes, I want to visit the French Bulldog tonight.

French Bulldog by the gall July 1, 2016