Family Identities

Gender Identity Variant

Anyone can be whoever they want.

Antishoplifting Mom

Mom

Mother

Questioning Dad

Dad

Daddy

Lady Uncle

Uncle

Uncle's Cousin

Gentleman Aunt
Aunt
Aunt’s Distant Cousin

Guy

It's up to you, we're all guys family identities.

Mother can be Uncle's Cousin is Questioning Dad.

by Dr. Bota November 16, 2021

Family

Family. Family is something u keep not something u throw away. family is something u love not something u hate family is family.

I love my family

by The black naruto. January 22, 2022

Blended Family Four By Four Bubblegum Smack: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Blended Family Four By Four Bubblegum Smack: The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 10, 2025

Blue/gray divided family

A lot like a Hatfield/McCoy divided family, a blue/gray divided family isn't meant to be functional. As much as the more pretentious family members tend to hide the lack of civility for an everything's fine facade, a blue/gray divided family doesn't work out in the long run.

There was nobody left in the Hatfield/McCoy divided family after they all decided they would be the last family member standing, or every other family member was coming with them, which might have been for the best, as nobody would miss some of them. The blue/gray divided family next door snuck in surplus ammunition.

by Solid Mantis September 27, 2019

Family

family: a group of people bonded by love.

I love my family

by Ntimwynn May 21, 2024

Label Family

A family that cares more about labels/brands than it does their income, financial success, and health and happiness of their family.

That label family is all wearing Nike and Columbia in the photo, but their House is bare/dirty

by Cflizzle November 23, 2019

family ugly

The phenomenon where family members cannot see each other as attractive even if others outside the family do see one or more of that family as attractive.

So, your drunken college buddy says to you, yo sister lookin fine bro , and then before you swing you think to yourself wtf my sister isn’t good looking? That’s family ugly.

by PapooseSwampy September 23, 2023