Muteness of the Eyes

Another certified definition of someone diagnosed with blindness.

Jerry has Muteness of the Eyes.

by LiuIsAlwaysRight April 26, 2021

eye pollution

Something which is asthetically challenged and is not pleasing to the eye causes eye pollution. In simple english that is ugly.

Kea: "Hey yo montenique check that girl out she nasty"
Montenique: "oh yeah that's hayliegh, she's a grenade dude"
kea: "hahahahaha.... EYE POLLUTION..Ouch!"

by KingJerry November 1, 2011

Relationship eyes

The brief period in which you are so engrossed in your partner that everything they do or say is angelic and perfect in your sight. This usually takes place during the honeymoon phase of ones relationship.

Dude you definitely got relationship eyes for Sally man, you barely acknowledge her mustache.

by the real barney stinson May 27, 2013

Jarvie Eyes

The eyes may close or appear 'lazy' when under the influence of alcohol or severe intoxification. However the person may not be asleep, but will have the appearance of being asleep.

A few too many Jagerbombs, a few minutes later... boom and the lids are closed. Commonly known as 'Jarvie Eyes'.

by Kernowlover December 8, 2012

washing eyes

this expression comes from hebrew, mostly used by men when they are surrounded by various hot ladies. the reason behind it, is the theoratical action of eyes that are being washed by the sight of many good-looking men/women.

friend: dude, look at all these hot chicks, this is the best party ever man!
you: yeap...nothing like washing the eyes, and free alcohol too!

by Joselito September 9, 2005

Eye Gibblets

When ur eye lids get sucked into ur head because u smell that raunchy ass fart

"Damn it Carl , u gave me eye gibblets!"

by Drvenomous32 February 28, 2017

husky eyes

A person with two different colored eyes (e.g., one brown and one blue). It's called husky eyes because Siberian Husky dogs often have two different colored eyes.

David Bowie and Dan Aykroyd have husky eyes.

by coldcoldcoldcoldcold May 9, 2015