Sharpy Eye Syndrome  

1.) An eye disorder that causes the eye to feel uncomfortable when looking at sharp, pointy, ninety-degree angles. The sensation is the equivalent of nails scratching a chalk board but for ones eyes.

2.) The SES attack can last anywhere from a day to five days periodically through out a day in the left or right eye.

3.) Unknown to most of public and professionals due to the fact that one person has it. Name not mentioned to protect the privacy of that person.

"My eyes are killing me. Everywhere I look I see many sharp angles. The edges of all objects bother me. God, Sharpy Eye Syndrome is a pain in the eyes.

Sharpy Eye Syndrome by Atomicdollar December 9, 2008

septic eye 

having an eye infection (because of a soccerball, if you're cool)

usally a green eye with a blue iris, and mostly found on 10-20 year olds, but is mostly used as a joke to make fun of the fans of jacksepticeye..

1: "AHH!! why did you just hit me?? ;-;"
2: "because... I AM THE SEPTIC EYE!!"
1: "man your a total jerk."
2: "MWAHAHAHA" -runs away laughing-

septic eye by Lenney McMemer May 16, 2018

Taking old one eye to the optometrist 

The "act"...fucking, getting business done.

I had a wild night with Linda...I was taking old one eye to the optometrist when Mom walked in on us.

Taking old one eye to the optometrist by Dano69 November 14, 2006

eye contact blow job 

When someone gives you a blow job, and keeps there eyes focused on your eyes...

Ashleigh gives me an eye contact blow job

eye contact blow job by Brady Dyer November 17, 2006

Cock Eye 

an eye thats really lazy and u cant tell who the person is looking/talking to.

Mike, who are you looking at, cock eye.

Cock Eye by Jmz March 23, 2003

eyesberg 

The icy look a teenage boy gives to his mother when he wants her to stop talkin to his gf.

lass: "well, y did u eyesberg her while i was talkin to her"

beau: "ohhh...so u saw it, u know wat....forget it....u wont understand"

eyesberg by its_aks November 11, 2005

crook eye 

a synonym for the more popular cut eye. a way of looking.may be interpreted as a look of hostile agression. may be projected as hostile passive agression. as giving somone "a look".

1.assuming or accusing someone is giving you crook eye when they are not can be used as an excuse to physically retaliate.
2.purposefully giving someone crook eye in order to illicit a violent response or passive retreat.
3.to intimidate or demonstrate dominance and superiority over your chosen rival.
look can ofetn included squinting, furrowing of brow,intensifying focus and is often paired with spiting, jaw clenching "the re glance"and other contemporary displays of overt or covert anger and agression

crook eye by louis piss May 15, 2006