"I was sittin there in pizza hut and I looked down at my churros and thought to myself "DAamN Ii'll bE CHoKen oN tHaT sHit lOooKEn dRY aS HeLL"
by followmeontwitter@hobiversxd September 28, 2018
she is a stupid bitch who steals money, takes your own car, flirts with your men, and in general is a dirty cunt.
"Today was such a bad day i just had to ask why your mother sucks my asshole dry."
"I'm sorry, dude. She's a dirty cunt."
"I'm sorry, dude. She's a dirty cunt."
by cuntsrus August 15, 2008
When you cry so hard that your tear ducts dry up and you become extremely down because there is no longer any purpose to cry about not doing a certain task.
by Smody Cirtster August 24, 2011
when a man who drinks too much diet pepsi, who cant kiss, shoves his tongue down your throat and leaves a rash on your face from his stubble
by fortatkinsonknowitall April 10, 2007
The scientific name of a mexican which is thought to be racists but really isn't because it is true.
i hired a lawn mowing house keeping dry cleaning wife beating child stealing gang banging immigrant to give my child a piggy back ride.
by beanwrangler June 11, 2011
A male who possesses two or more of the following qualities: Bad at texting, bad at lying, bad at conversation, likes to accuse people named Ashtyn of drinking Starbucks, doesn't know the difference between brick red and scarlet crayon crayons, eats unsalted peanuts, is named Jacob, has pillows frequently thrown at their face, and much more.
by Immaturespices October 15, 2018
dry ice (noun) (adj) (pronoun) (verb) a situation or a person that needs to be repair correctly but like a fridge that needs to replaced or purchasing a new one you just place a little "dry ice" into it instead of resolving the situation and making the situation "right its the quick fix. can describe a person on the rebound ie: not looking for a good close relationship, just something to tide you over, like a rebound. Basically a quick fix and not resolving the problem.
"my girlfriend just gave me the boot, so I am looking for a little dry ice" in the meantime. or ""My husband does not want to talk about his issues so, we are just putting a little "dry ice " on it for the meantime. This girl was just like "dry ice" to me util my girlfriend comes back to me. Nothing serious.
by SUSAN VOLKOFF August 06, 2018