CROFL

Crying Rolling On the Floor Laughing. An extension on to the commonly used term, ROFL.

This term is used when one's humour is so strong, ROFL will not suffice.

This term was not created by Aya Ahmad.

Kees: "We got 82 in our assignment"

Other: "We got 70"

Kees: "CROFL.. 70 is so inferior"

by AM7104 May 14, 2011

Crotch Otter

1. Someone who constantly looks at crotches.

2. Additionally, someone who is always looking at there own crotch. Usually trying to hide the fact they are texting on there cell phone.

Gary would you stop being a crotch otter and look me in the eyes?

Cartier! Quit crotch ottering! Put your cell phone down and get back to work!

That guy totally crotch ottered you!

by EISS August 22, 2011

Crongle

Mr Crongle; a character with a very large beard which provides shelter to birds and small animals

Look at that crongle; you could keep a zoo in there

by Mr Crongle April 26, 2013

Crower

One who sits from a distance, continually commenting on what other people are talking about. Loves to hear the sound of his or her voice above all things, even though the words out of their mouths offer nothing of substance to the conversation. Has the annoying tendency of repeating the same thing over and over and over.

Man, could you believe that mother-fucking crower who just kept saying that dumb shit over and over?

I was about ready to punch that crower in the face until I realized he was my uncle.

by joeboo! October 21, 2012

crooping

When you cry while you poop

I was crooping last night.

by alexaforev March 20, 2017

Crohn’s disease

Fucking bullshit bro. Like try living with that shit. Life is hell.

“Hey why do you want to kill your self?”

“Oh you know, just Crohn’s disease”

by realshitonly July 7, 2019

cronchy

Extra crispy and/or crunchy

"Why, that is a nice cookie!"
"Yes, it is impeccible but it's really cronchy so its gone EVERWHERE!!!"
"Oh god, well that's unfortunate :("

by lord mollifer January 15, 2021