Karen’s coffee order

Columbia coffee half cup
Creamer and sugar
Other half of cappuccino

Half coffee and cappuccino

Karen walks into a coffee shop and demands a regular coffee and asks for the manager when she doesn’t get “Karen’s coffee order

by The Crabb November 23, 2020

Coffee Zombie

When you are at work in the morning at the coffee machine, with a cue of co-workers behind you that are equally as sleepy as you, waiting to get their coffee.

Look at all those coffee zombies standing behind me.

by Kokosnoot January 20, 2018

Coffee Black

A friendly ghost that was brought to life on September 21, 2021. Coffee Black not only shows outstanding qualities of leadership and perseverance, he is a very personable ghost, and likes to party as well. All of this being said, Coffee is a big fan of the ladies, and let's just say the ladies are a big fan of him. Whether he is getting twerked on, punched on, or being inflated, CB always keeps his poker face. Coffee is not like other ghosts, Black protects us year round. As our incorporeal friend says, "I am here for a ghoul-d time, not a long time." Thank you Coffee, we love you and will always be here for you.

Person A: "Hey guys, what's Coffee Black up to?"
The guys: "Oh, Coffee is prob just standing in the family room getting some Ass (pronounced Ayse)."
Person A: *sees Coffee* "Oh yo Coffee, what's good?"
Coffee Black: ""
Person A: Ride on brotha

by coffeeblack31 February 05, 2022

Coffee Shark

When a glass of coffee is spiked with a floating sunstance.

"Man, i never expected to get a coffee shark"

by Penbutt er September 07, 2018

Chocolate Coffee

Akin to piss in taste. If you have every watched Bear Grills guzzle his on piss, you can now imagine how chocolate coffee tastes.

Friend: “Oh God, that man on TV is chugging piss from snake skin!”
You: “Still better than Chocolate Coffee”

by Number1 piss lover November 06, 2021

Coffee Mug

The necessary container for the all-essential life juice known as coffee. Substitutions, such as a foam cup, a thermos, or otherwise, may taint the coffee.

When my Urban Dictionary coffee mug went missing, I went for 3 hours that morning without a single cup of coffee! I almost died!

by NinjaChicken666 January 13, 2020

Coffee Shop Spillage

When a female coffee shop employee has semen dripping from her mouth due to her refusal to swallow.

"Yo Andrew, did you see that wacky white girl at that coffee shop?"
"Yeah homie, she experienced a bit of a coffee shop spillage up in there."

by Arikorv August 13, 2020