Ah yes: My 28th cup of coffee today

28 STAB WOUNDS. YOU DIDN'T WANNA LEAVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH? DID YOU FEEL ANGER? HATE? I KNOW YOU KILLED HIM, WHY WON'T YOU SAY IT? JUST SAY "I KILLED HIM" IS IT THAT HARD TO SAY? JUST SAY YOU KILLED HIM, JUST SAY IT!!

Ah yes: My 28th cup of coffee today, now to put this definition on a coffee mug

by RK-800√BOT February 8, 2022

Coffee Grinder

A trick performed on a mountain bike or stunt bike where instead of properly landing a jump or bailing off, the rider lands ass first on the rear tire while the bicycle is still in motion, causing the rear tire tread to grind into the helpless rider's asshole as the bike slowly comes to a stop.

"Raul tried to hit that nasty tabletop jump at the bottom of the hill, but the dipshit half chickened out mid jump and ended up doing a coffee grinder instead! What a shithead!"

by BenEvolutioN April 5, 2022

foxy coffee

coffee that has been brewed using various feces

cant wait to enjoy your foxy coffee babe

by coffeeenjoyer April 19, 2022

Modern Coffee

The concept of taking excellent products and curating exceptional experiences

Welcome to the heart of Modern Coffee.

by anonymous December 10, 2020

Coffee

My literal lifeblood, if I do not have my morning coffee, the world will burn at the hands of me.

Jim: “Hey dude, have you had your morning coffee yet?”

Brian: In front of 35 ft. white phosphorus cloud* “No Jim, I don’t believe I have.”

by anonymous December 10, 2020

Coffee

something everyone needs to survive

someone: want some coffee
fellow person: YES

by person being stupid November 9, 2020

coffee spout

How your anus is referred to during an enema.

There was some chunks coming out of my coffee spout

by Apokalypse November 13, 2020