Coffee Shark

When a glass of coffee is spiked with a floating sunstance.

"Man, i never expected to get a coffee shark"

by Penbutt er September 6, 2018

Coffee

A hoe ass drink

Coffee is nasty

by Dr. Pensuy January 26, 2022

Coffeeing

When the coffee doesn't boost your energy level and you still feel like killing someone.

Hi Tom, I just had my early morning coffee but it is not coffeeing.

by S-Tiana February 17, 2023

Coffee WoW

Coffee Wow is when you make a coffee share a coffee with someone and it quickly escalated into wild, passionate, vigorous sex .

Ran into the wife at the breakfast table and observed a coffee WoW, shortly there after, the walls were shaking, the earth was quaking, and after a double shot of my babies love.... well. Coffee Wow...

by GooseCous August 15, 2025

Coffee

Also known as ambrosia (literally "of the immortals" or "food of the immortals"), coffee is a popular beverage well known for its caffeine content. It is commonly used in the morning to help one wake up, but it may be used at any time to help keep one awake. Programmers and gamers use it all the time.

America runs on coffee, which is what dunkin donuts' slogan really means.
it is well-known that a programmer is a machine that turns coffee into code.

by Twisted Code August 7, 2015

coffee

legal drug.

my dad wont stop drinking coffee!

by janagonewild April 22, 2021

thrift store coffee

When a person drinks the spent coffee from his own or another’s anemia.

Dave: Hey this coffee is horrible where did you get it?

Tyler: that’s some thrift store coffee left over from last night.

Dave: I love the extra taste it adds.

by Coffeeman400 May 10, 2019