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Sad Briggs Hours

a family-friendly, "politically" correct response to traumatic experiences
Jude: There aren't any Mexicans in this room
Jude: Sad Briggs Hours
by BriggsBriggs April 5, 2022
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bull shit hour

When it’s the last hour of work and it all starts falling apart.
“It’s always some bull shit at the time I’m almost off”
Call it bull shit hour
by Afroquariux May 31, 2021
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Powder Hour

A party game that is played like a power hour. Instead of alcohol, snow is used instead and the winner is the last person with a pulse.
Jane: Let's go build snowmen.

John: No that's lame, lets go do a powder hour instead.
by Iffy November 28, 2017
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Misery Hour

The time you must spend after work with someone from the office. Typically the Misery Hour lasts one - two hours and the topic of discussion is all work related. A Misery usually results in free drinks and appetizers.
Guy 1- Hey a bunch of us are going to the pub to watch the football game, they have a great happy hour.

Guy 2- Sounds awesome but my bosses, bosses, boss is in town and I have to attend a misery hour right after work
by NickyLags September 17, 2012
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24 hour neck flu

When your neck is so sore that you cant go to work but really you've just been up all night partying.
Sir, I cant come in to work tomorrow. I have the 24 hour neck flu.
by frogdoggie March 21, 2019
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Cocktail hour

An hour of the day, usually 5-6PM in which you’re meant to make cocktails and get drunk on them
I’m thirsty. I’m gonna have cocktail hour.
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Two hours

The amount of time I lost tonight...
Hym "Umm... What... What the fuck just happened just there?"

Iam "Hmm?"

Hym "Did you take over!?"

Iam "What? No! I was doing the thing! The sonar. Why? What happened?"

Hym "I dont know! I lost two hours! AND TWO DRINKS!"

Iam "What do you mean you 'lost two hours?' How?"

Hym "I don't know! I was working... I watched a 9 minute video (on 1.75x speed) and 58 minutes of a 2 and a half hour video... And then I went to the batroom... And it was 4 am. Like, I got back there at 12:30... I watched an hours worth of content... That's 1:30... I maybe spent 15-30 minutes with customers... That's 2:00... And I got out of the bathroom at 4:00 am... I wasn't in the bathroom for more than 5 minutes! I don't know what the fuck happened between 2 and 4 am! My drinks are gone! I had a coffee and a smoothie! They're gone! And it's not even that I was zoning out while I was working... The work wasn't done either! I have absolutely no recollection of what occurred. All I know is that AT 4 AM... Only an hours worth of work had been done. I had to make up that 2 hours worth of work between 4 and 6. What the fuck happened there?"

Iam 😟 "I... I don't know, I... It wasn't me!"

Hym "Well... Everyone was acting a little weird... There... There isn't a 3rd guy is there? What did we do for those 2 hours? What happened during those 2 hours?"

Iam "Uuuuuuuuh... Shit... I don't know man..."
by Hym Iam January 1, 2024
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