Rocket thruster cock buster 3000

Put your dick in a MTT branded *Rocket Thruster* While waiting for your grandma to bang your sister. Once the timer finished, Break open the door and scream Rocket Thruster Cock Buster! (copyright MTT) After this get your prepared thermo nuclear rocket, and remove the wire.

Hey bro, have you used the Rocket Thruster Cock buster 3000 before?
What the fuck Gary

by MTT (copyright 2069) January 20, 2022

Hulk Hogan text buster

When you criticize someone for taking too long to text back like the have big hands like Andre The Giant.

The Hulk Hogan text buster made people’s business more efficient.

by Coop Dupe April 12, 2022

Watering the Bushes

This occurs when you expel your spank juice and go to empty the rain from your meat tube. Your garden hose will be weak after the storm that just took place, and the bushes (your hanging walnuts) will get a nice rain shower. Fun fact: An occasional rain shower helps the bushes grow nice and strong!

Tyraint: Yo brewski, schlong time no see. Wanna hit the club this weekend?

Big Queefy: Sup tyrantula.. I think I gotta take the weekend off. I slammed this 350-lb gorilla last weekend and there was a severe thunderstorm, so my garden hose has been super weak lately. I’ve been watering the bushes the last 5 days, so I gotta take some time to recover.

Tyraint: Damn sounds like you banged Whorambe’s sister? I would’ve loved to experience that, good for you my guy. Hope you and your bushes are doing well, take care.

by Stoney69 June 22, 2022

The real basher masher

The real Basher Masher.
Commonly said by the real Basher Masher.
He shows them bash.

"Bash, Miss Donnelly!"
"BASH out"
"I'm gonna show you bash"
"You're the real basher masher"
"I'm the real bash"
"Bash!"
"Gooooooooood, bash, bash!"

by Quandale Dingle Here September 29, 2022

Hulk Hogan text buster

When you criticize someone for taking too long to text back like they have big hands like Andre The Giant.

The Hulk Hogan text buster made people’s business more efficient.

by Coop Dupe October 18, 2022

Phoenix Peanut Buster

Anal sex but using peanut butter as lubrication (preferably Jif®). You then nut in your partner’s ass and suck it out afterwards. You choose what happens from there; you can eat it, spit it in your partner’s mouth and let them swallow etc.

I was out of Jergen’s® so me and my girl tried our first Phoenix Peanut Buster and, trust me, it was not regrettable.

by lebwashere January 13, 2023

Columbian Ball Buster

A sexual act in which one partner performs an elbow drop onto the other's exposed testicles, similar to the move popularized by the Columbus, Ohio born WWE fighter Randy "Macho Man" Savage.

"hey did you hear about John and Jessica? Apparently Jessica gave John a Columbian Ball Buster."

"Wow that must've felt great for John!"

by pimpster69420 September 16, 2023