bum cakes

-An expression of great flattery

-A very appealing badonkadonk

-The act of anal romance

1) Jared: "BUM CAKES!"

2) Erin: "Wow, talk about bum cakes!"

3) Kels: "How were the bum cakes?"
Erin: "A little tough...but sweet!"

by xerinnn December 16, 2007

bum cloud

To expel intestinal gas through the anus; break wind. (www.dictionary.com)

pwoooh man... did you let out a bum cloud?

by Claire January 18, 2004

bum malteasers

those little lumps of poo that come out in groups of 6,000,000 when you've eaten too much fibre. usually hard. always float. also known as phantom poo due to the lack of left overs they leave on your bum.

"omg. that rice gave me total bum malteasers"

by msfg May 22, 2006

bum scent

eau de derrier....anal cologne, the trickle of fine sweat down the posterior, n'est pas?

my calvin's are ruined :-( how am i to get this bum scent off (yes i am anticipating lots of thumbs down for this ok so you needn't feel guilty ok)

by ronsonista October 13, 2009

bum belly

when your belly sticks farther out then your ass.

Boy1: DAMN...that girl got a bum belly.
Boy2:I know breeh...she look pregnant.

by lkjdfla;kldf April 30, 2009

bum raisan

A little poo that looks like a raisan which is wrinkly,small and looks like rat crap.

One day i got up from the toilet and looked down to be astonished at the sight of my bum raisan.

by Johnny Bum-Raisan July 04, 2009

bum raf

pole up the arse

can be any type of pole e.g meat pole in the batty hole

by bum raf January 07, 2003