Breathe Carolina

The best emotronic band that ever exsisted. Their music is great for dancing, singing, screaming, crying, and cutting to!

The lead vocals are sung by David who is my future husband.
Kyle who does the screaming is going to be my best friend.

Taco: Why are you crying?

Jordan: I love Breathe Carolina so much.. I miss Will.

Breathe Carolina by Sincerely Jordan November 2, 2008

hull breach 

when wipping your arse without enough paper and your finger breaks through.

the night before last arnold, after a very hot curry and meatball soup, only used two squares to wipe with resulting in a hull breach which you can still smell on his finger today.

hull breach by craig January 17, 2005

breathin 

A person who is still alive

You still breathin, I heard they wanted you dead

breathin by BMoney January 26, 2005

Every Time I Breathe Air 

A remark used about something that is ongoing, redundant, never changing, redundant and redundant.

Melanie: I hate this job. I hate everyone I work with. They're all backstabbin' cocksuckers. I hate my salary. I can't afford to feed my fish. It's your fault, you dick!
Melanie's boss: You tell me that every time I breathe air.

Zoe: Gosh, I'm sick of this new server here at work.
Waggs: It crashes every time I breathe air. No worries.

Melanie: I hate being sober. I hate getting high all day. I hate you, dick. You raped my dreams and let them die, you fucker. I could have been a dancer, cocksucker.
Melanie's son: Yeah, I know, mom. You tell me every time I breathe air.

Waggs: Dang, how many times are they going to show Empire Strikes Back?
Zoe: Its Spike TV. They show it every time I breathe air. Heck, let's watch it again. No worries.

Melanie: Fuuuuuuuuuck. I hate my spending problem. I hate that I have no money to spend. I hate all this stupid shit I bought. I hate this clutter. I hate being called a fucking horder all the time. I fucking hate you, bitch. Why didn't you get me that abortion?
Melanie's mom: Trust me I would have gotten my abortion if I had the money.
Melanie: Wait... what?? YOUR abortion.
Melanie's mom: Oh dear. Did I say that out loud?

Every Time I Breathe Air by PDXJohnny99 May 22, 2013

breathing 

alive despite risk or adversity

back then anyone who was breathing had to join the military despite their economic hardship.

breathing by The Return of Light Joker October 21, 2011

Fire-Breathing Attack Butterflies 

The ridiculously intense "butterflies in stomach" sensation one gets when looking at or thinking about the one you love. Hard to ignore.

When I see my boyfriend, the fire-breathing attack butterflies in my stomach go a bit crazy.

Fire-Breathing Attack Butterflies by I wonder...107 November 5, 2011

breathalyzer

california gay policeman get off when using breathalyzer

to start breathalyzer test we want you to wrap your lips around this tube. Now blow, suck, blow, suck, take a deeper breath now blow harder, you need to keep you lips tight on the tube, now blow, suck. Fine, You have the right to remain silent if you say anything we will rerun test...

( cops should ask if you would like police women run test )

breathalyzer by itichie_nocanpo June 25, 2006