Not To Be Trust! He will promise you the moon and even convince you that you are the one. He’s telling 5 other women the same thing at the same time. He will plan trips & even talk about “when you will be living with him. He loves to play out these fantasy scenarios become he gets off on the genuine excitement on your face and every woman he does this too. He is ADDICTED to the newness of relationships, the first kiss, first time sex with women. The genuineness of the women falling in love with him and appearing as their hero. Always has a least 3-5 women at a time. Loved to flaunt his money and will tell every woman that he wants them in control of his money. But he is ALWAYS in control. He is a FAKE. He pretends to be a gentleman & respectful but once he sucks you in, the abuse begins. Manipulating, cheating, compulsive lying coward. A predator. Only knows how to interact with society through head games. NOT what he says he is. He is a spineless sneaky snake. Two-faced & stabs everyone in the back. BEWARE!! He is a life lesson. An obstacle in life for you to overcome. However, you you leave the relationship with absolutely NOTHING. He is like locus. He will strip you of everything, emotion, mentally, financially, credit score, reputation, career and anything of value. Especially sentimental value.

I’m at the ‘Brannon’ level in my life. Once I get past this, I can start my life over fresh and new.

by Truth.At.All.Times July 18, 2019

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Halfbaked Indian-Italian kid. He has the most peculiar way of walking, moving his feet as any man would, but holding his arms completely motioneless relative to his body. Some would wonder while watching this how he manages to stay upright and keep his balance, the only possible answer is he has extremely heavy feet. He is often seen intruding into other people's conversations and laughing fakely, asking what the joke was directly after. You may feel the need to noose yourself if you get into a drawn out conversation with him.

butt of all jokes.

the b-man.

S- "hey man whats that wobbly shit on the dance floor?"

K- "Thats only Brandon, don't worry no one has to clean it up"

by TEH GUHY September 25, 2010

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The act of being creepy around girls and asking for snaps. Don’t be a Brandon

Guy:Hey can I get your snap

Girl:I guess I don’t really like you

Guy: I love you bee my girlfriend
Girl: block
Girl to her friends eww this guy was being a total Brandon💎

by Big nasty 69 October 30, 2019

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