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Jew Shoes

The common footwear of a person of Jewish ethnicity. Jew shoes can consist of any type of dress shoes or of those made from wood. Penny loafers are a safe bet when shopping for a Jew.
Ari: I need some new shoes. I have a business meeting coming up, and If it goes well I’ll be nose deep in money.
Solomon: Yeah, I’m in need of a new Yarmulke. Maybe I’ll pick one up while we’re here buying your Jew Shoes.
Ari: I’m two dollars short. Can I borrow some cash?
Solomon: No.
by Bubba the Gimp December 29, 2021
mugGet the Jew Shoesmug.

Playing jew

A game played with two or more friends and some random people.
Aim: to Call out a Jew
How:

1.throw a coin near a bystander without them actually seeing you "drop it"(use a heavy like a quater, the bystander needs to bramble to hear the coin hit the ground. try avoid coins like dimes or nickels)
2. Wait and see if they pick it up
3. If they pick it up yell at them calling them a Jew.
Me and John made a montage of us playing Jew with a bunch of randoms
by Dat_JewishKid December 11, 2015
mugGet the Playing jewmug.

jew house

A house during the month of December that's not decorated for Christmas
Since Thomas didn't have any Christmas decorations outside of his house, people would walk past his home and call it a jew house.
by J Slasher December 7, 2020
mugGet the jew housemug.

sand jew

by blackguy1177 June 1, 2018
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Greedy jew

a person who wasnt gassed by adolf hitler and continued to make other greedy jews that smashed about how adolf hitler gassed their ancestors into everyones face, i cant forget to mention skyy, he is a very greed jew.
greedy jew: adolf hitler gassed my grandfather
me: whattttt
by wasfa23r3wrfds February 21, 2023
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Jew-top

A person who has a fake fro, a giant nose, and short arms, and their chin looks like balls.This person will often break their nose when they run into a wall with a boner.Person will respond to megasoreass as well.This man farts out used condoms.
Ryan: Yo whats the name for this homo?

Buddy: I believe he would be referred to as Jew-top.
by Harden5 May 1, 2013
mugGet the Jew-topmug.

Jew Mule

A large breed of human, dressing in ties and nice clothes, similar to the attire of Slender man. They tend to sneak up and scare people without meaning to and is sometimes a real asshole, but every girl that likes anime is somewhat attracted to his physical being. Jew Mules are rather sarcastic, cannot tell jokes, and tries to "serve" people but it always backfires. His name is Latin in origin, derived from the common misconception that he is Jewish and can only do hard manual labor for pay. He likes jokes and often refers to him/herself as an ass though it is an inaccurate reference. He hates country music and therefore you will never find his cousin, the Jew at a hoedown.
JEW MULE (girls come running)
The Jew mule: The ass happy
(girls giggle)
by xXreversedspellssamewayXx February 12, 2013
mugGet the Jew Mulemug.

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