jew bump

Term used to describe a suspiciously smaller pickup of one's preferred illicit drug, usually cocaine. This refers to Jews being stereo-typically dicks about money and wanting to cut corners wherever they can.

"Hey man, you got any more of that stuff?"
"Sorry, my guy gave me a jew bump and I'm all out. Also have you read Mein Kampf?"

by herg'mgurk July 19, 2015

Jeremy Jew

An average Jewish person. Usually is offended by the slightest things.

Me: Hitler did nothing wrong
Jeremy Jew: TRIGGERED
Me: lol chill

by whatsupdonaldduck July 14, 2016

Jew Liberal

A person that doesn't pay for anything in a group. Blames the system for all their self created problems. Takes advantage of others generosity.

Telling someone you bought their drinks when someone else really paid for it makes you a Jew Liberal

by Bambam6464 December 24, 2016

Playing jew

A game played with two or more friends and some random people.
Aim: to Call out a Jew
How:

1.throw a coin near a bystander without them actually seeing you "drop it"(use a heavy like a quater, the bystander needs to bramble to hear the coin hit the ground. try avoid coins like dimes or nickels)
2. Wait and see if they pick it up
3. If they pick it up yell at them calling them a Jew.

Me and John made a montage of us playing Jew with a bunch of randoms

by Dat_JewishKid December 11, 2015

Fat Jewing

The act of shamelessly stealing jokes, ideas, concepts or styles from another person and passing them off as your own for personal and financial gain.

Brendon: "Josh consistently posts the funniest and most original things on his Twitter account."
Rane: "No dude - he's a total biter. He's mastered the Art of Fat Jewing."

by Burcha The Guy January 8, 2016

sand jew

middle eastern fella

Osama Bin Laden was a sand jew

by blackguy1177 June 1, 2018

Jew Burger

When a burger gets burnt to the point of ash.

Person 1: hey bro that burger looks kinda burnt

Person 2: yeah it’s a Jew Burger.

by Cheesewheel445 October 13, 2019