The act of shamelessly stealing jokes, ideas, concepts or styles from another person and passing them off as your own for personal and financial gain.
Brendon: "Josh consistently posts the funniest and most original things on his Twitter account."
Rane: "No dude - he's a total biter. He's mastered the Art of Fat Jewing."
Rane: "No dude - he's a total biter. He's mastered the Art of Fat Jewing."
by Burcha The Guy January 8, 2016
Get the Fat Jewingmug. A large breed of human, dressing in ties and nice clothes, similar to the attire of Slender man. They tend to sneak up and scare people without meaning to and is sometimes a real asshole, but every girl that likes anime is somewhat attracted to his physical being. Jew Mules are rather sarcastic, cannot tell jokes, and tries to "serve" people but it always backfires. His name is Latin in origin, derived from the common misconception that he is Jewish and can only do hard manual labor for pay. He likes jokes and often refers to him/herself as an ass though it is an inaccurate reference. He hates country music and therefore you will never find his cousin, the Jew at a hoedown.
by xXreversedspellssamewayXx February 12, 2013
Get the Jew Mulemug. I returned from the synagogue today with my jew spindles so that I could organize my seinfeld collection.
by Unavoidable Farts January 18, 2010
Get the jew spindlesmug. A very wealthy individual who looks at life and money as a deep water jew would. But has the outer appearance of a brush oakie.
This guy has more money than God, but always uses everyone else's shit and complains about the quality of the equipment he's using. Such a Brush Jew.
by Slough swimmer January 8, 2021
Get the Brush Jewmug. When two people kiss without moving their noses out of the way, resulting in the noses squashing together
by Will I Was Shook Speared May 14, 2020
Get the Jew Kissmug. Also known as "Mighty Putty"; the cheaper alternative to fixing something to make it last longer rather than breaking down to purchase the item new more expensive replacement.
Comes in a cylinder shape which you then cut, knead, and mold to the broken object. Hardens to concrete strength.
Comes in a cylinder shape which you then cut, knead, and mold to the broken object. Hardens to concrete strength.
by Enchanted18 September 9, 2011
Get the Jew Puttymug. People who use the most ungodly combination of coupon codes, promotional codes, rewards programs, frequent shopper rewards, and mail-in rebates to get maximum amounts of free shit.
1: I just bought printer cartridges, through upromise to pay off my student loans, plus got reward points, plus got 20% off and free shipping.
2: Web Jew
2: Web Jew
by jn45 June 6, 2010
Get the Web Jewmug.