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hot like your alien mom 

When something is extremely, ridiculously good looking that it can only be defined as being extra terrestrial that it is so good looking,
Dude 1: Wow she's hot like your alien mom.

Dude 2: Tell me about it Dude 1

Call Your Teacher "Mom" 

(November 20th)- On this day you have now have permisson, by me, to (call your teacher mom)!
(Student) - "Hey, Mom!"
(Teacher) - "Detention!!"
(Student) - "But its November 20th! (Call your teacher "mom") day!"
(Teacher) - "Im sorry, I must have been mistaken! No detention today!"

YOUR FUCKING MOM BITCH 

means ur mom is a fucking bitch and ur a piece of shit
q57uryfgj YOUR FUCKING MOM BITCH eryrdsf

Seduce Your Adoptive Mom Week 

You get to sexually harass your adoptive mother.
And she can't do anything about it until after new years.
Ruin her fucking Christmas in a good way!
Hey moma~ wanna go to the bedroom and maybe.. ya know.. rock it?
It's seduce Your Adoptive Mom week~

Your face's mom 

A comeback used as a joke, but only after "your mom", "your face", and "your mom's face" have been used. Made by Claire, Bunny, Shelby, and others.
"You're ugly!"
"Your mom's ugly!"
"Your face is ugly!"
"Your MOM's face is ugly!"
"Psh, your face's mom is uuuugly!"

your not my mom 

Teacher: Colby Sit down
Colby: NO YOUR NOT MY MOM
your not my mom by RandomGirl221 November 7, 2017