iPod Touch 

The new iPod that can browse internet, buy songs from itunes store, listen to music, and look at photos all while regretting that you should've bought an iPhone instead.

At $300, why whouldn't you pop another benjamin to get an iPhone? Or maybe save a benjamin and get yourself a nano with the same amount of memory, which does all the cool things but you can't grope it with your fingers. Who uses wi-fi anyways? iPod Touch sux.

iPod Touch by I want an iPhone September 24, 2007

Cheese Touch 

Cheese Touch: Noun; state of being:

When an uncircumcised person touches you, you get this.

“Bro did you hear that Mo gave Jackson the cheese touch the other day?”

“Haha bro thats so gross”

Cheese Touch by lasaga September 25, 2019

special touch 

When a male tickles a female's asshole untill she shits all over his fingers.

"I gave that hoe my special touch"

special touch by Remington Roberts May 31, 2006

cheese touch 

When your fingers are covered in cheese crumbs from cheese doodles (cheet?) and you touch somebody else.

Sean was eating cheese doodles and he yelled to his sister "cheese touch" and touched her getting cheese doodle crumbs all over and making her cry.

cheese touch by phil from Phila August 28, 2010

Touch and Go 

Waking up borderline still drunk or hazy from the night before. Feeling like you are still out of it from too much partying.

Why did I stay out so late? Now I'm touch and go at work!!

Touch and Go by Miss Kate August 30, 2007

Touches Mckids

When a yr12 guy goes out with a yr8 girl

Bogan1:hey man whos that YR12 guy kissin that Yr8 girl

Bogan2:Oh thats just Touches Mckids

Touches Mckids by Dwight K Schrute :) May 27, 2009

touched 

A way of describing a person who is mentally troubled, they often do a running commentary on fifa games, act cocky af on gta to weth29, refuse to play any of his "friends" as he knows he will be roasted. also looks like a disabled donkey that was hit by a truck and a train, also a plane and hit with an f5 onto broken glass.

my man got touched like that Jw099 gezza

touched by Jw099 February 20, 2017