Kentucky Rocket Launcher

The act of sneezing while defacating, which forces out all matter instantly with high velocity.

Man 1"Man, I shot a Kentucky rocket launcher last night that gave me a hernia"

Man 2"That's deep"

by Thatoneguydan October 2, 2019

The Rocket

When you wake up after a night of drinking and find that you not only pissed yourself but you shat yourself too...

Dude.... I just fuckin' The Rocket ed myself...

by I am the REAL Rocket January 14, 2023

lung rockets

cigarettes

i need to identify the times of the day where i most enjoy firing up lung rockets in order to quit smoking.

by killacamdipset May 8, 2014

sprocket rocket

daniel atkin shaw

daniel atkin shaw get here you sprocket rocket

by therealcummaster November 25, 2023

Bloody Rocket

The act of having sex with a female partner and circumsizing your erected penis.

Dude! I got a Bloody Rocket last night right when I was going to go in!

by Shell Lickyurbottum June 14, 2013

Cock Rocket

When your sex partner is throat fucking you and you gag, puke, and he fucks the puke back down your throat. Yum.

"I heard that *insert name here* got a cock rocket from their boyfriend"
"Gnarly dude"

by ginger420 May 10, 2016

snot rocket

A large string or ball of green slime that is expelled from one's schnozz by plugging the other nostril, tilting your head and blowing really hard. The beauty is that no tissue is required if executed properly.

Grampa Joe just honked a huge snot rocket in his soup. Gakkkk

by FE517,KOS September 14, 2020