Jimmy joking

You’re the mick, the joke is too far to be funny

*orders a 12” inch subway and when it arrives it’s 10”*
Liam: you’ve got to be jimmy joking me, this is taking the piss

by dickheadan May 6, 2018

Jimmy Carter

A mixed drink- vodka, grapefruit with a splash of soda

Greyhound with a splash of soda is a Jimmy Carter

by KillyJ February 28, 2015

Jimmy

VaccumeUnfuzed

Jimmy's a VaccumeUnfuzed!;Twister.

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. December 20, 2020

Jimmy

Someone that's annoying as shit to the point where he is almost as annoying as timmy

"Hi can I get fruit for jimmy"

"Why did you name him that, might as well abort before u get attached"

by Thiccboy3000 September 23, 2020

Jimmy

An annoying fag who is also the biggest simp

Bro Jimmys simp for that guy over there

by Jamesisasimp July 31, 2020

Jimmy Carter

Jimmy Carter (1 Oct 1924 - 28 May 1997) is a vile douschebag known as "history's greatest monster" according to the simpsons. He organized Al Queda and cheated on his wife, Rosalynn Carter (27 Aug 1927 - 28 May 1997) passed away at funny number years old. Jimmy was too busy touching the boobies of other hoes who are definitely NOT Rosalyn when in Oval Office causing the economy of the late '70s to fall apart. Besides infidelity, Carter viciously killed 9 people in Operation Sand eagle because he was angry they didn't give him his fried watermelon and vanilla ice cream on time. He did nothing but talk about public portapoties toilets for his 16 year long post presidency. He also was responsible for building Barack Obama (future president b. Aug 4, 1961) in a ran down Taiwanese factory.

Jimmy Carter is history's greatest monster.

by FugginPARODYbro June 19, 2025

on jimmy jam

when someone uses this phrase they are speaking above god to prove they are saying the truth

"Bro on jimmy jam ima beat your ass"

by bigbarry1212 May 20, 2023