Cumberland Sausage with Mayo

A large piece of fecal matter splattered with the semen of a willing partner and consumed as a healthy mid afternoon snack.

Alfred : I'm peckish and in need of nourishment
Geoffrey : How about we enjoy a Cumberland sausage with mayo together?
Alfred: Excellent idea! I shall lay a perfect stool now.

by Big Dick Australia January 1, 2018

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warm sausage tea

a random thing stevie t said on one of his videos

“spare him his life from this warm sausage tea”

by the human of things and things May 1, 2022

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Named after the Stage Director in The first King Kong, He was arested for abducting 15 woman and keeping them in his basement for a month, feeding them only raw pig penis. Now its used as a sexual term for when a man has a woman giving him oral and he chops off his penis with a butchers knife.

Yeah man, i totally think Dave pulled a a Babinski's Polish Sausage on Jane... Thats so sick.

by really nice chair man November 5, 2011

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Sausage Egg Roll

When an circumcised male wraps the foreskin of a uncircumcised male around his penis, masturbates, and eventually reaches orgasm and ejaculates inside his partners urethra. The semen being the egg white, circumcised penis being the sausage, and uncircumcised penis being the roll.

When that Asian twink asked at Panda Express asked me if I would like an egg roll, I could not stop fantasizing about having a Sausage Egg Roll with him.

by Kinko's October 1, 2010

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Sanding My Sausage

When a male is dry humping a female while wearing jeans, and the pants material rubs against his penis to cause more pain then pleasure.

TJ - Dude, did you and Sierra dry hump last night?

JT - Yes. I eventually had to stop because she was sanding my sausage to the point where I was bleeding.

by rustywillie69999 November 28, 2010

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