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Fuck Bros

1) A term used to describe how fed up people are about having to deal with California Bros.

2) California Bros who have outrageously gay sex in their jacked up trucks with Monster Energy decals in the community college parking lot.
1) Friend: Some asshole wearing a Tapout shirt and a backwards fitted UFC cap was bragging that he could beat up anyone because he taught himself Jiu Jistu by watching UFC on Spike.
Me: FUCK BROS!

2) Marco and Paul were attracted to each other's ability to hardcore douche, and so became secret fuck bros behind the backs of their tanning-bed-burnt girlfriends.
by NotBobaDett April 30, 2011
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Chad Bro

A douche bag that thinks everyone likes them when even his "friends" don't. Thinks he is better than everyone and can get all the ladies. Needs to go waxing as a daily activity and does steroids every once in a while. Gym Tanning Laundry.
Nick is a huge chad bro.
by ilovechadbros October 14, 2011
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Bro-tocol

Bro Protocol. Standard procedures and guidelines for bro behavior and bro gatherings.
What should be do tonight bro?
Let's play some beer pong and then pick up some bitches, that's pretty standard bro-tocol for a Friday.
by Question Factory May 2, 2010
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Bro Ken

Noun.
The Bro version of a Ken. Essentially, the best man a bro ho (a.k.a. bro hoe) could hope for. Simply put, a bro that has learned to remove his hat, and to comb his hair.
"I think Bro Kens only exist in the minds of Bro Hos. I have yet to see one."
by brownnipples February 8, 2009
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Bro Chub

When your bro is taking about sex with his girl and you work up a chub thinking about it.
Dude you gotta stop talking about Ashleigh. Your giving me a bro chub.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019
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guitar bro

A person that is around but not typically liked and is incredibly lame. He usually is the person that wants everyone to calm down and not get too turnt and loves making sure all the girls get home safely. Ex. Someone plays a banger at a party and guitar bro changes the song to Jack Johnson.
That guitar bro wanted to make sure Sarah and Vanessa got seperate ubers home because Anthony kept hitting on them at the party.
by wolfejuice October 16, 2017
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dong bros

Two dude friends who like to play butt pirate and seal their relationship with a complex, secret "handshake" using their penises.
"What did you do last night?"
"Hung out with my Dong Bros!"
by Buttnuggers March 17, 2017
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