Two-Match Sweater

A humorous way of describing a really rough pooping incident. Most commonly used when one is A) severely constipated OR B) has explosive diarrhea. The meaning of the term comes from the need to light not one, but two matches (to cover the stench), and the fact that you broke out into a huge sweat, sometimes requiring the need to disrobe during the act of crapping.

Wow... That dump was a rough one... It ended up being a Two-Match Sweater!!

by Giuseppi Lucchesi June 20, 2009

One-two punch

When you bring a girl home and (1) lose your erection, then (2) ejaculate prematurely

"I got pretty drunk, then took her home and gave her the ol' one-two punch"

by Madison Square Gardens February 24, 2010

two exits, no waiting

Simultaneous explosion from opposite ends of the body, usually the result of a huge night on the booze or some sort of virus. One cannot be put off in favour of the other, requiring the immediate choice of the options below

Two exits, no waiting: do I puke in the bowl and shit on the floor or shit in the bowl and puke on the floor?

by Choda Boy 57 July 30, 2006

two kings and a queen

a common nickname for the Miami Heat's big three. In reference to the highly acclaimed skills of King James and his fellow initial King-in-residence D-Wade. The queen refers to their submissive counterpart who married into extensive fame and subsequent acclaim.

Hey did you guys see the two kings and a queen shut down the magic for one half and then get pummelled for the rest of the game?

by The_real_Stefan_Blueberry March 18, 2011

two ball stew

just another in the long list of man juice names

I heard her she is a gobbler of many a two ball stew

by heynow_1 May 10, 2007

Two Punch Man

One Punch Man but he can destroy anything in 2 hits.

Two Punch Man is sad :(.

by TheAngryNerd May 9, 2019

The Two Gingers Story.

1. A story wherein there is a ginger and another ginger

2. A story often lacking any build-up or climax and leaving the listener deeply unsatisfied.

3. A story by which all other useless and unclimactic stories is compared to.

____________

Erika : So you know that ginger in Diana and I's class? Well today she brought her sister, who is also a ginger.

Ben: ...

Ian: And then what?

Erika: Well that's all.

__________

Ben : I ate cereal this morning.

Diana : What a two-ginger story.

__________

Diana : So I was on the bus, and some lady got on who had a yoga mat.

Erika : That was almost as bad as The Two Gingers Story.

by bEnn101 April 21, 2011