Sex Teddy bear

: A person with embodiment and comfortability of a teddy bear, but sexy and attractive as a woman

: a pretty, fine, attractive women with a fluffy personality

Ex: “Ohhhh do you see that girl? Melany? Yeah she’s Definitely a sex teddy bear”

by Chief Kennedy October 23, 2020

blond teddy bear

Typically a boy named Jahvan, probably a tall boy with blond curls like noodles and comes off as the best person ever!!

P1 : hey who’s blond teddy bear is that?
P2: oh that’s mine!! His names jahvan

by noodleteddies November 10, 2020

wet teddy bear table

3 gays and 1 straight person at a restaurant.

“Hey is this the dessert table? It looks like the wet teddy bear table”

by Virgo_asg September 11, 2021

Pete Teds

Sexy as fuck, the big ding, a champion amongst men. An awesome guy that is fun, sexy and random.

‘I wish I had a Pete Teds’ ‘Pete teds. What a dreamy fucker’

by FunkyGiraffe9 January 17, 2022

edward (teddy) trout

he's hella weird. he needs to get his speedo lookin ass tf outta here bruh. Michael is 1000000 time better.

some kid: "hey do u know edward (teddy) trout!"
some other kid: "that annoying ass bitch. he needs to get his speedo looking ass outta here !!!!"

by des and ace February 5, 2022

Social Tedia

An internet based form of boring communication that saps you of energy and loses you hours in time.

How's the revision going?
Not well, I've just lost 4 hours on social tedia...

"Hey, are you gonna to be much longer, we need to leave in 10 minutes?"
"I'll be down in a minute I wanna take a selfie and post where we're going...."
"Nooooo.... FFS stay off social tedia we'll never get out ...

by Hodge Bop May 31, 2022

Ginger Teddy

Someone with 0 rizz and looks like the guy from ratatouille

your such a ginger teddy

by BeccaHaterNo1 October 31, 2022