The common footwear of a person of Jewish ethnicity. Jew shoes can consist of any type of dress shoes or of those made from wood. Penny loafers are a safe bet when shopping for a Jew.
Ari: I need some new shoes. I have a business meeting coming up, and If it goes well I’ll be nose deep in money.
Solomon: Yeah, I’m in need of a new Yarmulke. Maybe I’ll pick one up while we’re here buying your Jew Shoes.
Ari: I’m two dollars short. Can I borrow some cash?
Solomon: No.
Solomon: Yeah, I’m in need of a new Yarmulke. Maybe I’ll pick one up while we’re here buying your Jew Shoes.
Ari: I’m two dollars short. Can I borrow some cash?
Solomon: No.
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Since Thomas didn't have any Christmas decorations outside of his house, people would walk past his home and call it a jew house.
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Aim: to Call out a Jew
How:
1.throw a coin near a bystander without them actually seeing you "drop it"(use a heavy like a quater, the bystander needs to bramble to hear the coin hit the ground. try avoid coins like dimes or nickels)
2. Wait and see if they pick it up
3. If they pick it up yell at them calling them a Jew.
Aim: to Call out a Jew
How:
1.throw a coin near a bystander without them actually seeing you "drop it"(use a heavy like a quater, the bystander needs to bramble to hear the coin hit the ground. try avoid coins like dimes or nickels)
2. Wait and see if they pick it up
3. If they pick it up yell at them calling them a Jew.
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Rane: "No dude - he's a total biter. He's mastered the Art of Fat Jewing."
Rane: "No dude - he's a total biter. He's mastered the Art of Fat Jewing."
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Osama - "Hitler hunny, are my jew browns done yet?"
Hitler - "Osama babes, calm your turban you curry muncher... these Jews are abit wriggley... Let me chop their arms off and I'll make you your Jew brown"
Hitler - "Osama babes, calm your turban you curry muncher... these Jews are abit wriggley... Let me chop their arms off and I'll make you your Jew brown"
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