flowy short method

when one wears flowy shorts for easy access of said hole during intercourse.

“We can’t have intercourse what if my parents come in it’s too risky”
“It’s fine just wear flowy shorts…we can use the flowy short method”
“What’s the flowy short method?”

“I just YANK the short to the side! Easy peasy!”

flowy short method by Glitter Squirt Queen April 18, 2024

Going short bus 

The act in which you declare you are about to go so stupid that it can only be described as going short bus.

Ryan was frustrated at work so he went to his car to yell and went short bus

Ryan was frustrated at work so he went to his car to yell and in doing so he was going short bus with the swear words.

Going short bus by Sex master 2000 April 3, 2025

National short people day 

April 11th is national short people day.

Call your short friend a dwarf and Kill your short friends!

“Yo you heard? its national short people day!”
(Then the person would proceed to kill the dwarf)

National short people day by Fartface867 April 10, 2025

Blonde Short King 

A blonde short king is someone who rules over their friend group with passion and calmness, everyone will just flock to him like moths to a flame. The blonde short king is someone who will never be disputed. That stood until a scruff from barnsleh came and betrayed him on a trip to twickenham that saw many contraversial tiktok posts. They eventually made up.

"Look, its the blonde short king!! Bow down"

Blonde Short King by KingAdamWorshipsAkkaLdz July 26, 2025

1ml short of an inch 

“1 ml short of an inch” is essentially a joke. Mixing millilitres (volume) with inches (length) gives this idiom an absurd, confused and humorous edge.

Close, but not quite there.

Almost there.

Someone who’s slightly off in thinking, in a funny or endearing way.

Someone that’s pulling the wool over your eyes.

Close but no cigar.

If you had brains you’d be dangerous.

If your balls weren’t in a bag you’d lose them.

It’s about almost having the full picture but missing the key piece that reveals the trick.

The swapped measurements between imperial and metric systems creates a sense of not only being short, but also being mismatched or confused in the attempt.

I followed the recipe exactly, except I swapped sugar to salt. Turns out I was 1ml short of an inch

1ml short of an inch by Feetnwojo August 9, 2025

Hop-a-short 

To become increasingly more hyper.

If you drink too much Red Bull- You become hop-a-short.

Hop-a-short by Jack Lannie December 29, 2007

selling you short 

a finance term for when you sell a stock when you do not actually have any shares because you think the stock will go down and give you a profit (Basically you are betting against a stock). However, in terms of relationships selling someone short means you will gain by getting rid of them.

ex 1: man that girl didn't put out after two dates I am gunna have to sell her short.

ex 2: Girl you flaked on me three times in three days I'm shorting you (selling you short)

ex 3: dude Benjamin is being a Dick lately, gunna have to short him (sell him short) for a few days.

selling you short by Shumongous October 13, 2014