Rusty Monkey

While in the act of receiving a blow job, the man sharts in the females face. Spray poo might be involved
Example: "I was totally getting some head and I gave this chick a rusty monkey... Sharted right in her face"
by oops I pooped February 25, 2010
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rusty shotgun

When you anally intake a bong hit and then shotgun the hit out of your ass into the mouth of the person next to you. Tubing for the shotgun hit is optional.
Dude, I walked in the house yesterday and found Bryant giving Austin a rusty shotgun.
by Tom Weaver October 30, 2007
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rusty harmonica

When you actively blow air up the anus of your female partner, with the expectation of inhaling it back out of their ass while you rub her clit from behind for teh lulz.
Jenny wanted to try something kinky and new, so I surprised her with a Rusty Harmonica.
by Bologna_Skins August 26, 2010
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rusty venture

Something lame that unoriginal dickheads say to sound cool. It has the opposite effect & makes them sound like fuckwits
dickhead: Hey man, I'm so cool that I keep dropping rusty venture into conversation

poor guy having to listen to dickhead: You're a fuckwit!
by lickmyrim November 25, 2010
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rusty eggroll

when an asian person takes a shit on your dick
i went to the corner store to get a rusty eggroll
by im at the corner store February 06, 2009
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Rusty Trout

The art of going fishing then coming back home and sticking a trout up your ass then eatting it or sticking it up some one else's ass.
Nick gave his whole family a rusty trout for dinner after they got home from fishing and shrimping
by LordSinep October 03, 2006
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rusty blumpkin

The act of receiving a rim job while concurrently taking a dump and receiving a handjob.
Man I got this rusty blumpkin last night, aboslutely filled this chicks mouth with crap.
by Hugh G Rection April 08, 2005
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